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you don't but you can't come up with another wish
i wish my little brother would shut up once in a while
(be creative on this one!)

he does... after you kill him. Cops find out and get you in a gay prison where you will be raped every day.

I wish my ex-girlfriend would forgive me.

Your ex-girlfriend forgives you after you kill yourself. (See, I can do that too)

I wish for a life supply of pizza which tastes good, doesn't go bad, doesn't make you fat and is healthy.

You get it. It's so good, you don't wanna share and everyone, including family hates you...

I want a pizza... NAO!

you get it but its moldy, uncooked, and tastes like motor oil.

i wish that you guys wouldn't come up with these stupid wishes.

Wish granted....but you just joined the club of stupid wishes.

I wish I had my Rock Band 2 instrumentz.

here they are *gives rock band 2 instruments to Koenigsegg_Rox*... sorry I broke them...

I want a date with Johanna Gudrun Jonsdottir.

Granted, but it all goes horribly horribly wrong. And this does involve some tomato sauce in some way shape or form. Don't ask me how.

i wish you would wish.

He wishes, but his wish is un-corruptible and the game ends.

I wish everything would work on Linux...and work better.

Okay, everything works on Linux, but Linux works on nothing (as in, no computer in the world can run it), rendering it completely useless. (I'm a Linux fanboy so that sort of hurt to say. )

I wish the Toyota Chaser was sold in the United States.

Wish granted, but you have to get it by import which makes the cost more than the cost to import a Nissan Skyline. In other words, really freaking expensive.

I wish.

You get.

I wish my face wasn't being eaten off by rabid monkeys right now. (it isn't, but play along )

You sure it isn't? I think it IS being eaten by rabid monkeys... Why else would you say that?
Anyway, the rabid monkeys stop eating your face, but they die and you are in trouble now, because they were an endangered specie.

I wish The Force Unleashed will be released for PCs.

Wish granted but like skate because you want the playability of a Wii it becomes unplayable.

I don't wish.

Therefore you have corrupted the game itself, nice going.

I wish for the forum I run to get more members.

Wish granted. Your net overloads in some way shape or form, and you somehow lose the funds necessary to get cable, so you have to relegate to dial-up. Somehow. I don't know. I'm tired, ok?

I don't know what to wish for.

A giant mallet falls from the sky and squashes you for your indecision.

I wish that the Pontiac G8 GXP wasn't "killed" entirely for the US market, and that it would come back re-badged somehow (even as a Cadillac, or, more awesomely, as its true Holden form).

Granted. But considering as Holden Commodores are exactly the same as the G8, it's still just as sh*t.

I wish for a wish like no other.

Congrats! You just thought of the most unique wish in the known universe! Too bad it slipped your mind while you where focused on reading this post.

I wish that a fallout 4 will be made.

Granted. In Fallout 4, another nuke is dropped and you only get to play as a roach.

Koenigsegg_Rox wrote:Granted. But considering as Holden Commodores are exactly the same as the G8, it's still just as sh*t.

Fine by me >_>

I wish that I could find the .java files for the V6 in Street Legal Racing: Redline, because I want to edit it.

You COULD find it, but you didn't. Yet.

I wish that I didn't wish this wish.

Too bad, you did and it's now forever imprinted on an internet forum.

I wish that they would make a Fight Club 2.

No they won't make one. Instead they are making Squishy Pony Club Movie Trilogy.

I wish a have my own game developing company.

Granted, but, obviously, you're doing bad and you lose more money than you gain.