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Post by darknight788 »

guess you should start being sami then huh :lol:
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lol
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The funniest ones I got were these two.

"My name here" needs to take his pants off...
"My name here" needs prayer...

(Sorry about not revealing the name...-HiddeN-, got a rep to keep.)
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i got:

"justin needs to start playing smash bros. again."

lol. I haven't played that in a really really long time. :P
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Robert needs to shut up :o :-$
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Post by xHaZxMaTx »

Joey is a teapot. :?

Joey is angry. :evil:

Joey needs a home. :cry:

Joey needs a sidekick! 8)

Joey needs to start a blog. :|

Joey needs time. :-k

Joey needs sleep pics from Futur3. ](*,)
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Post by yammer_y2 »

Kenny needs to take his hood off. lol south park

Kenny needs his fans most. i have fans? wtf?!
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Post by S2000_Skyline12 »

Shawn needs sleep… badly

...and it's kinda true
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Aaron needs a Tracheomety.

Aaron needs to learn how to count<-2nd result
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*Tracheotemy

Some medical procedure
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Post by Tuners Rock »

Kyle needs more sleep?! WTF.
Kyle goes to South Dakota? I never went to South dakota.
Kyle needs a girl?! :evil:
Meet the Multiples: Kyle, Carly, and Matt?! I dont know a Matt!(except my cousin)
Kyle observes showers?!
Kyle needs to apoligize to the citizens?! All i ever did was freakin skate! I aint apoligizing nothin. [-(
Im f****** freaked out right now.
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alex needs help :/
alex needs a job : ) true
alex needs more than just a rat trap for this vermin LMAO
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Post by spectre01 »

"Tommy needs another" I don't get it...

"Tommy needs a van" well, I just passed G1 test 2 weeks ago...

"Tommy Needs a Home on Flickr" where the heck is that?

"Tommy needs your help to learn how to keep his mouth happy and healthy" I AM happy and healthy... no need for that...

here is the funnest one: "Tommy needs to get Sheila pregnant again so that she can ..." I know no Sheila....

for Tommy is:

""Tommy" is about a boy who becomes psychosomaticaly blind, mute, ... After Tommy is cured, he becomes a false messiah..." dang it...

"Tommy is smart, brave, skilled and possessed of enough self-deprecating..." lol

"Tommy is gay, but you can't tell. You learn it only when you hear that "he has broken ... On the other hand, Tommy is relentlessly gay in the old sense," now I'm pissed!
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Post by snoopdogg879 »

This is what i got

inser name here needs touches
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Post by snoopdogg879 »

This is what i got

insert name here needs touches
to share the basketball
to go to court :o
a stable home :?
coaching in the game of life :? wtf?
needs botox in his armpits :?
no respect :o

woops i acceddentally double posted

Here is what i got fo is

insert name here is right yes! finally i am right
let off Star roster
tapped for all-star game
happy to be a replacement
not a german which i am german so i dont no what they are talking about
not an all-star
a baby on the way wtf?
better than LeBron James sweet :D
tops :?
an all-star after all
ugly wtf?! :evil: i am most certinly not ugly
my favorite papi
back
snubbed for the all-star game :? i dont get it

and so on and so on
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Post by Lan.Evo.III »

I got:
" Braydon needs to stop acting like he's a rocker." Fair enough lol.

" Woah Braydon and Muska weird they need to turn Braydon pro sometime soon, I think he is better than Jeff lenoce by far. " Strange because I dont skate.
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Post by 99k »

Some scary results, so lets give them a comment :)


TOM NEEDS CURE FOR HOMOPHOBIA (WTF)

Tom needs a swift kick in the face (Ive had enough)

Tom thinks he needs Java for a proper blogroll (not rly_

Tom needs to stretch further ( I may agree, i am a little small)

Tom needs to be back in a school(I am, and what a *£(% one)

Tom Needs To Go (thanks)

Tom Needs An Update (???)

Tom Needs Ritalin Ash Grey T-Shirt (I do not need your goods!)

Tom needs to see a map or to take a "Middle East Conflict 101" course before he sets pen to paper and tries to solve a complex problem (Naaa all is well)

Tom needs the following (Yup)

Tom needs to eat Jerry for redemption, his owner doesn't like him that much anyway, so Tom needs this so he can have the family he never had.(I dont want to eat Jerry and have a great family thank you!)

Tom needs to be on some type of medication (followed by "he has lost it. I feel really sorry for Katie Holmes")

The internet has alot to say about me.
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Post by Fishwhiz »

aaron needs a tracheostomy
aaron needs to learn how to count (?)
aaron needs to stop browsing youtube
aaron needs to loosen up pictures from valentine's day (i didn't take any pictures)
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Post by amda1 »

so..how many sentences is that aaron?
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Post by Dumbass »

Simon needs so smoothing (ehm)
Simon needs kick in the bumbum (google needs too)

:lol:
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Post by Fishwhiz »

amda1 wrote:so..how many sentences is that aaron?
looks about....eh, 3.





j/k 4
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Hey guys try "[Insert Name] has"
I tried it but no funny results
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Post by McLaren_dude »

"SAM has officially ended with the crowning of Archie from Florida at the World's Ugliest Dog Contest"

whattt!!!!! :shock:
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Post by Ataraxia »

Adam needs extensive counseling for this anger, frustration and depression.
Adam needs to Shower Petition
Books Adam Needs for Class
Adam needs to either stop drinking alltogether or limit the amounts that he drinks
Adam needs help!
Adam needs to learn how to search
Adam Needs a Job
Adam needs a lot more help than all of us combined could ever give him.

Hahaha! Some of these had me laughing so hard I was crying! :D
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