It is with the saddest heart that I must pass along the
following news:
Please join me in remembering a great icon of
the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a
yeast infection and complications from being
repeatedly poked in the belly. He was 81.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens
of celebrities turned out to pay their respects. Including
Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack,
the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies,
Duncan Hines, and Captain Crunch...
The grave site was piled high with flours...
(Even I feel bad about that one.....)
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy
as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
(I think I need some air now...)
Doughboy rose quickly to show business, but his later life was
filled with turnovers and he would waffle on many decsisions. He was
not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his earned dough
on half baked schemes.
Despite being a little 'flaky' at times, (God help me, I need
a Xanax)
...He still, as a crusty old man (make that a morphine drip)
was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children,
John Dough and Jane Dough, plus it was rumored that
he had another one in the oven. He is also survived by
his elderly Father 'Pop Tart'
Hehe.......thought it was funny, so I figured I'd share.
Some aweful news.....
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