Corrupted Wish Game

[Koenigsegg_Rox]

Granted but it ends up looking like the sort of thing a 3-year-old draws. When drunk.....

I wish I could get my Xbox 360 today

[Fishwhiz]

it comes. you get to play it. it works, but after 2 days the red light of death comes on because it sucks

i wish i could think of something to wish for

[Stereo]

Wish granted, but then your idea slips away.

I wish that i had a million bajillion gazillion billion trillion dicillion googilion wasabillion wtfillion dollars!!!

[peterfaj]

Granted, but you try to access your banks account with a C++ program and you go bankrupt. (-2kkk~2kkk limit)

[Stereo]

Wish granted! ?????????????????--error--?????????????????????

I wish peterfaj would wish for something along with granting them.

[Fishwhiz]

he does but then you cant corrupt his wish because its too good

i wish i could drink a monster right about now.

[Koenigsegg_Rox]

it comes. you get to play it. it works, but after 2 days the red light of death comes on because it sucks

i wish i could think of something to wish for

Congrats you've corrupted your own corruption...it's working fine tyvm.

Wish granted but you're in Soviet Russia. And in Soviet Russia, a monster drinks YOU!

[peterfaj]

yay, I'm not the only one who forgets to wish.

[Stereo]

Wi-----

I wish peterfaj would stop being dumb and wish for once.

[peterfaj]

Wish granted, there's a wish on the bottom of this reply. But, I will forget to wish soon enough.
Yay, I'm not dumb anymore

I wish my monitor would break. (corrupt that)

[Koenigsegg_Rox]

OK. Wish granted, but the warranty has run out so you have to pay to get it fixed. Lose.

I wish peterfaj wouldn't believe that his wish cannot be corrupted as 99.9% of wishes CAN be corrupted in some way, shape or form.

[RedCarDriver]

I wish peterfaj wouldn't believe that his wish cannot be corrupted as 99.9% of wishes CAN be corrupted in some way, shape or form.

Okay, he doesn't think that they can't be corrupted, but they can't anyway.

EDIT: CRAP FORGOT TO WISH

I wish EA would allow editing of textures, including vinyls, in the next NFS game in a way similar to BinTex, with the vinyls stored as a separate DDS within your save file. (Ha! Who WANTS to corrupt that?)

[Koenigsegg_Rox]

I would, but I'm confused as to what the firetruck you're talking about, so I can't...

I wish that RCD would make more sense and stop wishing for NFS stuff thats not actually ever going to happen because EA aren't as smart as you think...

[Carcrazy]

Granted, now he post's for EA to get some brainz...

I wish there was a 1000+ Post Requirement to get in the thread.

[RedCarDriver]

Granted, now he post's for EA to get some brainz...

I wish there was a 1000+ Post Requirement to get in the thread.

NEVAR. People with more than 1000 posts tend to be less funny.

I wish these people would know what I'm talking about.

EDIT: gah, nvm, reading LastPostWins and I've got a better idea:

I wish these people would know about Lamb Chop.

[Carcrazy]

Granted, now everyone hates you for telling us.

I WISH TO KILL TEH EVIL LAMB!!!!!111oneoneELEVEN!

[RedCarDriver]

Granted, now everyone hates you for telling us.

I WISH TO KILL TEH EVIL LAMB!!!!!111oneoneELEVEN!

You kill Lamb Chop, and Lamb Chop rises as a zombie and returns the favor.

I wish everyone who posts in this thread from now on WoUlD tYpE lIkE tHiS.

[Stereo]

wIsH gRaNtEd BuT nOw It'S aNnOyInG aS F3@6

I wish I wasn't wishing this wish because this wish is wishproof and if it is wished than wishes will come and wish me from my wishland wish-house and wish the wishes out of my wish because wishes are wished by those who wish.

[peterfaj]

Lol, that was easy to corrupt. And you got the peterfaj's syndrome (forgetting to wish).

I wish sa-mp 2.5.0 would be out tomorrow...no wait, then you'll corrupt it and it'll suck.
Then...I wish I had a gun. (still too easy to corrupt...but whatever)

[Stereo]

Umm... I didn't forget to wish. And you haven't corrupted my wish either...

Wish Granted. You shoot yourself with it.

I just wish for a genie so i can get 3 extra wishes!

[peterfaj]

Granted, but he corrupts all your wishes

As for your edited-on wish

I wish I wasn't wishing this wish because this wish is wishproof and if it is wished than wishes will come and wish me from my wishland wish-house and wish the wishes out of my wish because wishes are wished by those who wish.

Granted, but your wish doesn't do you any good. In fact your wish is a paradox which kicks you in the groin.

I wish I could drive a car at 16 years. Try to make it something else than crashing with it, that's boring.

[Carcrazy]

Okay. You can, and the extra practice makes you into a professional drifter, and you make millions of dollars.

...But with the US economy those Dollars don't stand for JACK!

I wish I didn't have gas right now... *What's that smell?*

[RedCarDriver]

...But with the US economy those Dollars don't stand for JACK!

lol I'm from the US, haven't heard that one a billion times before but hey, the economic crisis is pretty bad.

I wish I didn't have gas right now... *What's that smell?*

Okay. You've broken every bone in your body (Peterfaj hit you while drifting), you have five different types of cancer, and you're bedridden with polio and influenza at the same time. But at least you don't have gas. Get well soon.

I wish the above wish-corruption wasn't that severe (and was more funny).

[Stereo]

Wish granted, but it turns out to be too long.

I wish I could eat a fish from the lowest point in the world. (below sea level, of course)

[Carcrazy]

Okay, here's a diamond... you have to eat it, or you die.

I wish my doctor would let me play football...