Jokes Thread!

Sir Ibi · Post by **Sir Ibi** » 29 Jul 2005, 20:26

That is racist dude.... seriously edit your dam post. I find it absolutly disgusting and disgraceful you could say a joke of this kind....

@paras779: I don't care if they're a just jokes, they are still very offensive.

korge · Post by **korge** » 29 Jul 2005, 20:52

Sir Ibi wrote:That is racist dude.... seriously edit your dam post. I find it absolutly disgusting and disgraceful you could say a joke of this kind....

@paras779: I don't care if they're a just jokes, they are still very offensive.

You tell him.

xHaZxMaTx · Post by **xHaZxMaTx** » 29 Jul 2005, 20:52

Normally, I wouldn't be too bad about it, but using the word 'nigger' is a bit much.

Pinecone · Post by **Pinecone** » 29 Jul 2005, 20:55

if you find them offensive, then dont read them, dont cry over something over the internet

baadmw · Post by **baadmw** » 29 Jul 2005, 21:32

yeah, but this forum happens to have rules about this kind of insulting content....

paras779 · Post by **paras779** » 29 Jul 2005, 21:55

Sir Ibi wrote:That is racist dude.... seriously edit your dam post. I find it absolutly disgusting and disgraceful you could say a joke of this kind....

@paras779: I don't care if they're a just jokes, they are still very offensive.

r u black ?

And they are just jokes..funny one..i m not insulting anyone..if u find offensice, sorry abt that !

-hidden- · Post by **-hidden-** » 30 Jul 2005, 00:42

Even if they are "just jokes" it makes black people sound bad. And i have black friends so i know.

xHaZxMaTx · Post by **xHaZxMaTx** » 30 Jul 2005, 00:49

I don't have any black frineds... But I have plenty of Jewish friends, and some Morman friends, and one of my friends is a Jehova's Witness and another is aethiest. Boy, I have a spirituall bowl of Chex Mix for friends.

-hidden- · Post by **-hidden-** » 30 Jul 2005, 00:58

xHaZxMaTx wrote:I don't have any black frineds... But I have plenty of Jewish friends, and some Morman friends, and one of my friends is a Jehova's Witness and another is aethiest. Boy, I have a spirituall bowl of Chex Mix for friends.

whats a Jehova???

xHaZxMaTx · Post by **xHaZxMaTx** » 30 Jul 2005, 01:25

I think that's how you spell it...

Anyway, Jehova's Witness = witness of God. Something like that, dunno, don't care.

boganbusman · Post by **boganbusman** » 30 Jul 2005, 03:37

Paras, you went totally overboard there.

I am expecting a mod to delete your post and give you a warning.

xHaZxMaTx · Post by **xHaZxMaTx** » 30 Jul 2005, 04:28

An optometrist s late to a party and he says, "Sorry I was late, I fell into the lens grinder and made a spectacle out of myself."

Andre_online · Post by **Andre_online** » 30 Jul 2005, 09:41

I didn't know that the "N" word is legal enough to be said publicly...

Post by **Morty** » 03 Aug 2005, 00:46

Racist jokes deleted (also from replies).
paras779 given a warning for both posting the jokes AND for not realizing how bad it really is.

donaldgladden · Post by **donaldgladden** » 04 Aug 2005, 19:52

well usaully if morty ends up the last person replying then someone was actin up.

Jopuma · Post by **Jopuma** » 04 Aug 2005, 20:35

Morty is cool.

xHaZxMaTx · Post by **xHaZxMaTx** » 04 Aug 2005, 22:38

Nobody laughed at my joke.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scrtach n' sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
How did the blonde break her arm while raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.

And I'm too lazy to think of any others at the moment.

BKize_GT · Post by **BKize_GT** » 04 Aug 2005, 23:50

Make a freind watch this:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/subliminal.php
Free Heart Attack with every watch

When I watched I almost screamed at the last part

Jopuma · Post by **Jopuma** » 05 Aug 2005, 04:13

Tell me what it's about first before I watch it.

donaldgladden · Post by **donaldgladden** » 05 Aug 2005, 04:34

someone give me a link to that little owned movie.i think it was at putfile or something

xHaZxMaTx · Post by **xHaZxMaTx** » 05 Aug 2005, 07:08

Jopuma, that vid is supposed to be some subliminal message found if a certain song is played backwards, but when you watch it, about half way through the 'subliminal message' something pops up and there's a loud scream or something like that, scares the shiznit outta you even if you know it's coming.

donaldgladden · Post by **donaldgladden** » 05 Aug 2005, 08:25

what is this Silent Hill 5 please there are childeren on this site.dont scare them with screams

BKize_GT · Post by **BKize_GT** » 05 Aug 2005, 15:57

xHaZxMaTx wrote:Jopuma, that vid is supposed to be some subliminal message found if a certain song is played backwards, but when you watch it, about half way through the 'subliminal message' something pops up and there's a loud scream or something like that, scares the *bleep* outta you even if you know it's coming.

There you go Jopuma
I'm never watching that again

R34GTR · Post by **R34GTR** » 05 Aug 2005, 19:24

How do you make 'Varnish' 'vanish'?

Take away the 'r'

Jopuma · Post by **Jopuma** » 05 Aug 2005, 19:33

That's a good one R34GTR. I think.

@ BKize_GT: Silent Hill 5? There were 4 that I could remember, but another one is out? That's weird. But anyway Silent Hill is a really dumb gameplay terror/solving game. My cousin played all 4 of them. He didn't make it past 4 tho. Got to scary for him. hehehe