Corrupted Wish Game

[Koenigsegg_Rox]

I would grant that wish, but it'd be corrupted as soon as I granted it, which means that it ain't never going to happen .

I wish my VW Scirocco in MC:LA was a supercar.

[XCROSSX]

Unfortunately, VW is what it always was, the popular car (that's what it means in german, and it doesn't mean it's popular like in high schools, it's more like a car for the poor).

I wish there was no Cobalt in Undercover.

[donaldgladden]

Wish granted, but instead you get a Neon( schweet element reference)

I wish i had some phats

[Koenigsegg_Rox]

Wish Granted. But you didn't specify where, so....you are now fat, and all the chicks don't wanna hang out with you.

I Wish I had moar dutch licorice. The Double Salt kind.

[RedCarDriver]

Salt in licorice? What now?
Okay, you do. The salt is 1. gross and 2. burns your tongue off.

I wish I knew how people think salt in licorice is good.

[peterfaj]

Very. But now you know too much and gangstas and government agencies want to kill you.

I wish I knew all. (that way no one could kill me, cuz I had an unfair advantage over them).

[Koenigsegg_Rox]

Salt in licorice? What now?
Okay, you do. The salt is 1. gross and 2. burns your tongue off.

I wish I knew how people think salt in licorice is good.

It's a Dutch thing XD.

No seriously, it isn't as bad as you think. Its actually quite nice.

@ peterfaj: You now know all, but aliens want to anal probe you for information.

I wish I had the wickedly awesome RS Taichi Vegas Evo suit. In red.

[XCROSSX]

You get it, for your Bratz doll.

I wish Koenigsegg_Rox knew how to make funny insults.

[Koenigsegg_Rox]

Wish granted. I make you laugh to death.

I wish XCROSSX would actually realise my insults aren't meant to be funny or actually insulting, rather just an act of randomness.

[peterfaj]

Granted, but now he thinks you're stupid.

I wish this topic won't burn because of t3h flame.

[XCROSSX]

Ok, it gets spammed... Good job

I wish they made a cheap, fast, secure and easy to mantain street Mazda Furai.

[peterfaj]

Granted, but you're not the one who gets it.

I wish ... I knew what to wish for...

[bluestreak908]

yes but if you knew what to wish for then someone would corrupt it anyway.

i wish that i got ten more wishes...

[peterfaj]

you do, but no one grants them.

I wish they change the PC GTA 4 release again, but this time, to someday sooner.

[Stereo]

They do, and the game turns out to suck because it was rushed and the textures are all blurry and taken from the 480p version. You're also missing all the audio. Have fun!

I wish I had a video camera that couldn't have anything bad happen to it in any way and that only I could use it. It had unlimited memory and it was perfect.

[bluestreak908]

that's great, except you waste your life videotaping useless stuff cuz u have unlimited memory and then when u upload the videos you have so many videos on your unlimited memory it overwhelms your computer and it crashes so you can't post your life's work on youtube
ps
did anyone follow what i just said?

[Koenigsegg_Rox]

No. And you didn't wish, so following on from Stereo's: Granted, but as they say, nothing's perfect. That includes your supposed "perfect" camera which now no longer exists. Teh camera is a lie!!!

I wish stuff would happen in which stuff would be one possible outcome.

[bluestreak908]

ok, you get your wish- everything has only one possible outcome so you live your life in complete boredom and eventually develop schizophrenia and die.

i wish that nfs uc's development team would spend more time perfecting the game so it isn't a piece of %#@$ and wouldn't get HORRIBLE reviews!!!

[bluestreak908]

ok, you get your wish- everything has only one possible outcome so you live your life in complete boredom and eventually develop schizophrenia and die.

i wish that nfs uc's development team would spend more time perfecting the game so it isn't a piece of %#@$ and wouldn't get HORRIBLE reviews!!!

maybe thats incorruptible cuz no one has posted on this topic for like 3 weeks!!!

[GT3x24x7]

Ohhh topic revival.. I might have to lightly moderate you!!







Nah.

[Bojan]

i wish that nfs uc's development team would spend more time perfecting the game so it isn't a piece of %#@$ and wouldn't get HORRIBLE reviews!!!

The NFS dev team is set on making a perfect NFS game. Release date is set to 2038.


I wish I could go home from work right *now*.

[RedCarDriver]

I wish I could go home from work right *now*.

You do. You leave right *now*, get in your car, and drive home, and by the time you get there it is no longer right *now* but you have also left in the middle of your job, resulting in you being fired.

I wish the next NFS game will actually be good, come out within five years, be priced at less than $50, work on my computer, not break my computer / anything else, and not be sold out by the time I get to the store.

For added bribery of wish-answerer, that applies to everyone on this board as well.

[XCROSSX]

Unfortunately you never get enough money to buy it.

I would like to get totally drunk tommorow.

[peterfaj]

easy. You get drunk, but you also fall over stairs and break a leg, vomit somewhere you shouldn't and you are forced to pay or you get your @ss kicked...and in the end you damage your liver.

I wish everyone was a moral atheist.

[RedCarDriver]

I wish everyone was a moral atheist.

Impossible. Not because moral atheism is impossible (because it is entirely possible to be moral without religion), but because there'll always be someone crafty enough to want to start a cult or something and a group of people stupid enough to join. (I'm not calling all religions cults, I'm just saying that this happens all the time.)

I wish that food rained from the sky in poor countries (without injuring anyone or upsetting the world economy).