Corrupted Wish Game

[Stereo]

It does, but now those people are swimming in heaps of trash and pools of coke. They're not injured, but look what you've done!

[Bojan]

Now where is your wish, Stereo?

I wish people would behave in these forums.

[peterfaj]

They do, but things get boring.

I wish for...infinite wishes.

[Stereo]

Eventually you get bored of wishing and your mailbox overflows with letters from the Genie from Alladin that you have to wish.

I wish my project was done and I would get an A+ on it.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Granted, but spent too much time and effort on that particular project and failed all your others.

I wish figuring out all this moving stuff was easier.

[Stereo]

I dont get your wish. Therefore it wasn't granted. =/

I wish that I could double post and grant my own wishes without corrupting them and then they would come true and I would be glad.

[Carcrazy]

Denied. Instead, you get:


I know that was childish, but I had to post it somewhere...

I wish today would hurry up so it would be Christmas Eve already.

[peterfaj]

@Stereo: Granted (not really), but now everyone hates you cause they're jealous and cause you double posted.

I wish fireworks were free.

[RedCarDriver]

@Carcrazy: Sure. It's now Christmas Day, so you time-travel back and ruin the time-space continuum and everyone dies. Merry X-mas. lol

@Peterfaj:
Sure they're free but now they're illegal.

I wish Peterfaj wouldn't have posted so close to Carcrazy so that I wouldn't have had to corrupt two wishes.

[Carcrazy]

What, are you kidding me? There's over an 8 hour difference there...

Um, I don't actually know how to corrupt that. He doesn't, and then the thread dies a horrible silent death.

I wish for a million dollarz.

[peterfaj]

You get a million dollars, but the value of a dollar falls drastically and a million dollars is now worth about -2€ (how's that possible anyways?)

I wish I knew how it would possible that a currency is of negative value and what would be the consequences.

[Koenigsegg_Rox]

Granted, but that doesn't make you or this thread any more entertaining...

I wish for a wish disguised as Michael Jackson who in turn is disguised as Santa (sorry to ruin it for you kids)

[Carcrazy]

Merry (late) Christmas

To bad he steals all your gifts and diddles your "doll."

I wish for world peace?

[donaldgladden]

Whats that musty smell...

Wait. you said peace or pees?

i wish my internet would stop being such a homo cake...

[taz947]

And that's a shame. You must be able to spam all day long.


I wish I had some exotics.

[Carcrazy]

Granted, you got 3 16:1 toy model exotics.
(Ferrari F430, Aston Martin DB9, McLaren F1)

I wish my room was clean, already.

[peterfaj]

Granted, but now everything's so nice and shiny, you go blind.

I wish GTA IV was bugless and it ran perfectly on my PC with maxed settings.

[Carcrazy]

Granted, now you're down over 1 billion dollars in debt, after paying off Rockstar to fix it and buying the parts required to run it.

I wish it was a BIT warmer outside so I could go running instead of having to stay on the computer all day.

[XCROSSX]

Granted... But, after 10 meters of running you feint because of the heat.

I wish to find something fun to do...

[Koenigsegg_Rox]

Granted, but you'll get bored eventually....*cue evil laugh*

I wish for nothing and everything rolled into one nice big pancake smothered in apricot jam...

[peterfaj]

Granted, but the pancake then eats you.

I wish someone would edit one of his posts in this thread and then link to the post.

[RedCarDriver]

Wut?

I wish that all of the Roman numerals used in counting dates in movies and cartoons would be replaced by actually-readable regular numbers.

[Nitrodemon McLaren]

Wish granted, however cartoonists and movie makers decide it looks bad so they change it back to Roman numerals.

I wish for The Beatles to have never existed.

[RedCarDriver]

Okay. Now metal, rock, and basically every form of music that is popular now doesn't exist either. You meanie.

I wish any (at least one) of the previous three NFS games would actually have been as good as they looked in the previews (Carbon, PS, or UC).

[peterfaj]

Wish granted, but now even the previews suck.

I wish...um...for peace? Yeah, peace. How can you spoil that?