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Found On Road Dead
F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
First On Racing Day

I like the acronym for Pontiac, but I'm not gonna say it.

Poor Old N . . . orwegian Thinks It's A Cadillac?

Edit: Throw some D's on dat b*tch!

...Yeah, that.

ha, I like the one with "road dead" and the pontiac one

Fix Or Repair Daily

If you read it backwards, Driver Returns On Foot. (Ford)
Dead Or Dying Gutless Engines (Dodge)
Please Let Your Mum Out (from) Under The Hood (Plymouth)
-Fury: Follows U Relentlessly, Yikes!
Most Expensive Ridiculous Car Ever Driven (by) European Snobs (Mercedes, don't blame me for this one, blame Uncyclopedia)
Poor Ol' Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac (Pontiac)
Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now (Holden, also known as JAFOC, Common-w****, etc.)
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence (Audi)
Bavarian Manure Wagon (BMW)
Found Everywhere Really Rich Annoying Retards Inhabit (Ferrari)
Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious (Lotus)
Sad Attempt At Beauty (Saab)
My, I'm Nearly Invisible! (Mini)
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object (Volvo).

That'll do!

Koenigsegg_Rox wrote: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious (Lotus)

So. firetruck. True. Two mates of mine own Lotus (Lotii?), one V8 Esprit and a K-series engine'd Mk1 Elise

The Esprit was pretty much known for not being reliable at all

The Exige should be pretty reliable, at least engine wise, cause they choose to get a toyota engine, the rest, don't know if that improved much in the last years, hopefully

haha.....Sad Attempt At Beauty (Saab)

thats a good one


@Poll: i have to say trucks and SUVs

Truck: Dodge Ram 3500 or Ford F-450

SUV: Jeep SRT8

steelsnake00 wrote:K-series engine'd

Theres his problem right there.

my picks are muscles and exotics, although i also love bikes.

Exotics-Koenigsegg Edition, Pagani Zonda R, Saleen S7

Muscles-Saleen Mustang 302(06)

Tuners for fun and value and good tech, exotic/euro for being the leaders in all.

My only problems with bikes at the moment is that they need a lot more TLC and looking-after than the everyday car, and that they're a fair bit more dangerous (obviously).

I have to throw a vote to Trucks/SUVs.

I can't think of a better way to have more fun while going slower.

Mind you, no trucks like this:


'Cause that's hardly a truck.

I mean stuff like this:


A truck like that you can crash into (a) tree(s) and not care at all.

offroading is pretty awesome... I prefer quadbiking though

chimpzrl wrote:I can't think of a better way to have more fun while going slower.

You don't have to go slow to go off-roading.

nah, i don't really like trucks/suvs. If I were to go off-roading, I'd get a quad bike!

Umm, I like rally cars, muscles, and exotics (KOENIGSEGG CCXR EDITION!!!!!!!)

Striker94 wrote:nah, i don't really like trucks/suvs. If I were to go off-roading, I'd get a quad bike!

Striker94 wrote:Umm, I like rally cars

What would you use a rally car for, then?

where would you get a legal rally-car??????

So thats y i like quad bikes! (BECAUSE I HAVE ONE!!!!!)

There are plenty of legal rallycars, you just have to look in the right direction
And a quad, is basicly a suicidewish on wheels.

Well my choice doesnt really match any of these types...
I surely wouldnt go for tuners... thats childish
SUVs... cool stuff, but not my kind
Exotic... DB9 is in it, but lets face it, what are my chances to have one?
Bikes... thats for kids
Muscle... meh, you cant lay back and enjoy in that

My choice would be Audi A5 2.7 TDI. Imo perfect car for for an ordinary people. And it looks

I agree with you on the terms that audi rocks, but the TDI???

I like the RS6 avant, RS4, R8, and S5...

And, you've pointed out the bad points in each of the classes, why can't you point out some good ones?

Well, lets go a further more on these...

Tuners... fun and fast car, not too expensive, but i dont like them when tuned by some amateur clowns. Nor i like the whores that come with all that... And i will always chose luxury over speed. I simply dont like them, so not much of pros for them, more cons...

SUVs... those are cool cars, but i more like saloon cars, and if I had to chose, i would go for saloons... Tho absolutely nothing wrong with SUVs... And if im really stuck to SUVs... i would go for Navara, witch isnt really an SUV.

Exotic... much better choice than tuners... if you want to go fast, do it with style! Luxurious as they are, they cost too much so that quite a big letdown! Wouldnt be a problem if i was Abramovic... but im not.

Bikes... they are fast,... but thats kids stuff. Same clowns as for tuners, and same girls... not my type

Muscle... fuel economy is... well, nothing economical about them. Tho i like the style, muscularity, and brute force, those same things can make you really nervous when on longer trips. But like that brute style! I like them...

Audi A5 2.7 TDi... beautiful car, one of best designs today, perfect measure of sport and luxury look, and TDi engine makes it excellent all around cruiser and long trips tourer, since average fuel consumption is 7-8 l /100km.
I have tried S5, and i do like the sound and power, but since the design is most important thing for me, and it doesnt look much more brutal than ordinary A5, but costs a lot more, and fuel consumption is... well... ive spent 100€ for it in only one night, its not for my pocket!
Thus the winner is A5, 2.7DTi... drop dead beautiful, not too expensive, goes well, and keeps on going... Atm there is no better car for me.

TS-X wrote:Well, lets go a further more on these...

Tuners... fun and fast car, not too expensive, but i dont like them when tuned by some amateur clowns. Nor i like the whores that come with all that... And i will always chose luxury over speed. I simply dont like them, so not much of pros for them, more cons...

SUVs... those are cool cars, but i more like saloon cars, and if I had to chose, i would go for saloons... Tho absolutely nothing wrong with SUVs... And if im really stuck to SUVs... i would go for Navara, witch isnt really an SUV.

Exotic... much better choice than tuners... if you want to go fast, do it with style! Luxurious as they are, they cost too much so that quite a big letdown! Wouldnt be a problem if i was Abramovic... but im not.

Bikes... they are fast,... but thats kids stuff. Same clowns as for tuners, and same girls... not my type

Muscle... fuel economy is... well, nothing economical about them. Tho i like the style, muscularity, and brute force, those same things can make you really nervous when on longer trips. But like that brute style! I like them...

Audi A5 2.7 TDi... beautiful car, one of best designs today, perfect measure of sport and luxury look, and TDi engine makes it excellent all around cruiser and long trips tourer, since average fuel consumption is 7-8 l /100km.
I have tried S5, and i do like the sound and power, but since the design is most important thing for me, and it doesnt look much more brutal than ordinary A5, but costs a lot more, and fuel consumption is... well... ive spent 100€ for it in only one night, its not for my pocket!
Thus the winner is A5, 2.7DTi... drop dead beautiful, not too expensive, goes well, and keeps on going... Atm there is no better car for me.

Tuners: Ahem... throwing a few stereotypes up there... What's your definition anyway... I've seen luxury style tuners too. I've seen tuner with taste.

Navara: Hey, we forgot minitrucks!

Exotics: We can still dream!

Bikes: Fast for low cost. Bike owners are also not all bogans you know.

Muscle: Yeah... so much charm.

Audi TDi: Whatever floats your boat.

TS-X, you've got quite a few good points again, and you're probably right 80% of the time, and same goes for Baumaxx.

But TS-X, you're speaking from your brain, not from your heart!

Bikes went down a peg on my list after I came off and fractured my knee...

I just remembered the greatness that is the Shelby Cobra, which puts the Muscles up a peg. Especially the Super Snake... Goddamn, the guy who bought that was lucky...