Jokes Thread!

mohsan1988 · Post by **mohsan1988** » 24 May 2005, 19:13

Hmmm, didn't see that coming

anyway, here's another cool piccy:

baadmw · Post by **baadmw** » 24 May 2005, 19:17

the wife poisoned the food...

or did he wash his hands on top of the food..? (mabey too far fetched

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mohsan1988 · Post by **mohsan1988** » 24 May 2005, 19:34

His wife was making dinner, dropped the food in the sink, (it got covered in poison at this point), thought oh what the heck, he can eat those chips and put them back...

He ate his food and died,

She claimed insurance and bought a Ferrari,

moral of my ending, women can be evil little ******* sometimes.

baadmw · Post by **baadmw** » 24 May 2005, 19:40

sometimes?

mohsan1988 · Post by **mohsan1988** » 24 May 2005, 19:43

yeh sometimes... sometimes they can be great fun...

YOU know what I mean

^Speed 12^ · Post by **^Speed 12^** » 24 May 2005, 20:48

When he turned the water tap, the poison went on it and after he washed his hands, he turned the tap again so the poison went on his hands.

MM86 · Post by **MM86** » 26 May 2005, 05:25

ok i have one

Little Mary was in her backyard one afternoon digging a hole, and her neighbor next door just happened to bo outside doing some yard work. The neighbor walked over to the fence and asked "Well mary what are you doing?" without looking up from her hole, mary awnsered, "Im digging a hole, to bury my goldfish." the neighbor replied, "Well thats a pretty big hole for a gold fish aint it?" Mary said "No." then the neighbor asked "Well where is your goldfish?" Mary stopped digging and looked up from her hole and said " Its in your F***ING cat!"

well? was it funny?

boganbusman · Post by **boganbusman** » 26 May 2005, 09:36

LOL not bad MM86

How to adjust the camber on a Holden Gemini...

YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW

Dragon-of-Rune · Post by **Dragon-of-Rune** » 26 May 2005, 10:58

Why is that funny

boganbusman · Post by **boganbusman** » 26 May 2005, 11:08

Dragon-of-Rune wrote:Why is that funny

Many reasos:
1- it's a Holden getting wrecked
2- it's stupid
3- its just funny!!

Can anyone lend DoR a sense of humour?

Anyone . . . ?

bashderq · Post by **bashderq** » 26 May 2005, 12:30

@ MM86 - LOL that's pretty good m8

@bogan - lol i guess thats 1 way 2 lower u'r suspension with no mods or parts

Dragon-of-Rune · Post by **Dragon-of-Rune** » 26 May 2005, 12:42

boganbusman wrote:
Dragon-of-Rune wrote:Why is that funny
Many reasos:
1- it's a Holden getting wrecked
2- it's stupid
3- its just funny!!

Can anyone lend DoR a sense of humour?

Anyone . . . ?

I have a sence off humor, but you just wrecked my uncle's favorite car

boganbusman · Post by **boganbusman** » 26 May 2005, 12:43

LOL nice joke DoR.

No ones favourite car is a Gemini

Dragon-of-Rune · Post by **Dragon-of-Rune** » 26 May 2005, 12:45

boganbusman wrote:LOL nice joke DoR.

No ones favourite car is a Gemini

Who said i was joking. My uncle had one for years untill a truck parket into it or the other way around i don't know for sure.

boganbusman · Post by **boganbusman** » 26 May 2005, 12:48

I know you weren't joking.

That's what makes it funny

jacoja06 · Post by **jacoja06** » 26 May 2005, 14:06

Hahaha!

I love that Gemini slide! ... and a cheap way of adjusting the camber angle to

Andre_online · Post by **Andre_online** » 27 May 2005, 13:08

OK, I have 1... And this one was from my brother, and it's quite short & simple. Here it goes:

Newspaper says smoking is bad. I quit smoking.
Newspaper says fast food is bad. I quit eating fast food.
Newspaper says sex is bad, I quit reading

Did you get the joke?

boganbusman · Post by **boganbusman** » 27 May 2005, 13:11

Yeah I get it Andre, but I don't get how it's funny

offtopic: I have joined the rounded-corner-sig trend. MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Sir Ibi · Post by **Sir Ibi** » 27 May 2005, 13:11

yes I did...... don't give up your day job

Andre_online · Post by **Andre_online** » 27 May 2005, 13:13

You see, all this time I've relied on the newspaper for my health concerns. But once the newspaper says sex was bad, I quit reading. In a nutshell, I still think that sex IS safe and healthy, in a way. Get it?

BTW, welcome to the round-rounded sig, and a nice one too I must say! You're my 1st member.

mohsan1988 · Post by **mohsan1988** » 27 May 2005, 13:15

No he's not... lol.... my old sig was rounded.... hee hee. but i got bored, and i made this one:

Andre_online · Post by **Andre_online** » 27 May 2005, 13:16

Back to the jokes... So does anyone get my joke other than Bogan? It still cranks me up when I read it.

mohsan1988 · Post by **mohsan1988** » 27 May 2005, 13:25

It was kinda funny the first time.

Anyway, here's another funny pic: WARNING... 16+

http://img209.echo.cx/img209/833/savetherare2mr.jpg

I don't know if it's allowed. It's not pr0n. If it's not allowed, pm me and I'll remove it.

boganbusman · Post by **boganbusman** » 27 May 2005, 13:32

OK . . . time for a FUNNY joke (please note the emphasis on the word 'funny'):

A police officer pulls over a speeding car and tells the driver: "I clocked you at 80km/h, sir."
The driver says: "Gee officer, I had it on cruise control at 60. Perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting, the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks at his wife and growls: "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles and says: "You should be thankful that your police scanner went off when it did."
As the officer makes out another ticket, the man says through clenched teeth: "Darn it woman, keep your mouth shut!"
The officer then says: "I notice you're not wearing your seat belt, sir."
The driver replies: "Officer, I took it off so that I could get my licence out of my back pocket."
The wife says: "You know very well that you never wear your seat belt. Besides, you haven't renewed your licence yet."
As the police officer is writing out the third and fourth tickets, the driver barks at his wife: "Why don't you just shut up?"
The officer looks at the woman and asks: "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
"Only when he's been drinking."

Andre_online · Post by **Andre_online** » 27 May 2005, 13:36

mohsan1988 wrote:It was kinda funny the first time.

Anyway, here's another funny pic: WARNING... 16+

http://img209.echo.cx/img209/833/savetherare2mr.jpg

I don't know if it's allowed. It's not pr0n. If it's not allowed, pm me and I'll remove it.

I think it is, yeah. This forum has lotsa young kids.