4Fun

Best 300 Parody EVER, and IMO probably the only one worth watching.

And no, it's not racist... it's comedy. It's only racist if you want to think of it as being racist.
So don't be a racist, just have fun.

peterfaj · Post by **peterfaj** » 15 Mar 2009, 19:50

Ahaha

Andre_online · Post by **Andre_online** » 16 Mar 2009, 21:30

Sleepwalking dog:

http://www.youtube.com/v/z2BgjH_CtIA&hl=en&fs=1[/embed]

How culture can influence how a donut is done (no pun intended):

http://www.youtube.com/v/rndgpXD5QPo&hl=en&fs=1[/embed]

Carcrazy · Post by **Carcrazy** » 16 Mar 2009, 22:52

LOL Iraq burnout...

_BLAHHEAD_ · Post by **_BLAHHEAD_** » 17 Mar 2009, 00:57

Awesome Wheel WIN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X88Yi4EBTNQ

Carcrazy · Post by **Carcrazy** » 18 Mar 2009, 06:28

Indian Nipple Song!!!!!
(No, it's not PRoN.) Mature Content Warning, anyway...

Tunak Tunak Tun
(This is the song from Andre's burnout video... the dancing is f*cking HILARIOUS.)

Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » 18 Mar 2009, 21:40

This is the better one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fSpI4oZ ... re=related

Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » 20 Mar 2009, 05:34

THIS IS TEH SPAM CAN, DONT CRAI BOUT DUBBL POSTZ

Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » 01 Apr 2009, 23:27

Possibly THE worst band in the world. Deathstorm

http://www.myspace.com/deathsstorm

Try listening to the song I and IX. This sh*t makes me lol.

Carcrazy · Post by **Carcrazy** » 02 Apr 2009, 00:22

How much meth do you think you have to smoke before you could "create" something like that?

*Turns Disturbed back on*

Evil Kid Weaselmush · Post by **Evil Kid Weaselmush** » 20 Apr 2009, 00:49

Ah! La la la.

Koenigsegg_Rox · Post by **Koenigsegg_Rox** » 20 Apr 2009, 02:14

Ken Block's Gymkhana Practice

Preciptions · Post by **Preciptions** » 21 Apr 2009, 15:38

I really liked the video Andre posted!
"Sleep Walking Dog"

boganbusman · Post by **boganbusman** » 30 Apr 2009, 14:12

Someone put this up on another forum . . .

From: Jeff Peters
Date: Wednesday 8 April 2009 10.22am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Membership Renewal

Dear David

This is a friendly reminder to let you know your gym membership expired last week. Your membership is important to us and we would like to take this opportunity to show our appreciation by offering you a 20% discount on your membership renewal. We look forward to seeing you again soon.

All the best, Jeff Peters

From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 April 2009 1.37pm
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Membership Renewal

Dear Jeff,

Thankyou for your friendly reminder and the kind offer to reduce my membership by twenty percent. I own a calculator but I could not work out how to do percentages on it so have estimated that I save around $372.10 off the normal price of $420.00 - Please confirm that this is correct and I will renew my membership immediately. Also, do I get a Fitness First sports bag with towel and drinking bottle included in the price? I own my own legwarmers and headband.

Regards, David.

From: Jeff Peters
Date: Thursday 9 April 2009 10.01am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Hello David

How did you come to that amount? Our half year membership fees are actually $460 but with the 20% discount as an existing member your renewing membership fee would be only $368 for the six months saving you almost $100 off the normal price. We are not Fitness First so do not have those bags.

Cheers, Jeff

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 April 2009 10.18am
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Dear Jeff

Do I get free shipping with that?

Regards, David.

From: Jeff Peters
Date: Thursday 9 April 2009 12..48pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Free shipping with what? The $368 covers your membership fees for six months.

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 April 2009 2.26pm
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Dear Jeff

By the power of Greyskull that is a lot of money but I admit to being in desperate need of increasing my body strength. My ten year old child often turns the taps off in the bathroom very tightly and I have to go several days without washing. I feel bad constantly having to ask the lady from next door to come over and loosen them for me, what with her arthritis and limited wheelchair access to my apartment. To be honest, I originally joined your gym with full intentions of attending every few days but after waiting in vain for someone to offer me steroids, I began to suspect this was not going to happen and the realisation that I may have to exercise instead was, quite frankly, horrifying. My aversion to work, along with the fact one of your employees, Justin, was rather rude, telling me to 'lift this', ''push that' dulled my initial enthusiasm of becoming muscular and I stopped attending.

Regards, David.

From: Jeff Peters
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 9.17am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Hello David

Not sure how to take your email, nobody here would offer you steroids, it is illegal and none of our staff would do this. Justin is one of our most experienced trainers and if you found him rude while he was trying to be helpful and just doing his job then there are plenty of other gyms you could look at joining instead.

Cheers, Jeff

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 10.02am
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Dear Jeff

Yes, I have noticed that there are many gyms in my area. I assume the low qualification requirements of fitness trainers means that there is an over supply of these buffed but essentially otherwise purposeless professionals. I knew a guy in high school who couldn't talk very well and collected sticks, he used to call the teacher 'mum' and during recess we would give him money to dance. Then sell him sticks to get our money back. He went on to become a fitness instructor so I view gyms as kind of like those factories that provide a community service by employing people with down syndrome to lick stamps and pack boxes. Except with more Spandex obviously.

Regards, David.

From: Jeff Peters
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 10.32am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Go freak yourself.

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 11.38am
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Dear Jeff

I was, at first, quite surprised at your response; one minute you are inviting me to renew my membership and asking me for money, the next insulting me. After doing a little research however, I have learnt that mood swings are an expected side effect of steroid abuse. As another side effect is a reduction in the size of your penis, this gives you understandable cause to be an angry person. I have also learnt that Spandex contains carcinogenic properties so this does not bode well for yourself and your shiny friends. If I woke up one morning and my penis was a quarter of the size I would probably take my anger out on those around me as well. There are probably support groups or websites that could help you manage your problem more effectively and picture based books available on the subject for people with limited reading skills. When I am angry I like to Listen to music by Linkin Park . The added angst and desire to cut myself works similarly to the way firefighters fight forest fires by burning off sections, effectively canceling each other out and I find myself at peace. I understand that you guys usually listen to Pet Shop Boys or Frankie Goes to Hollywood so this may be worth a try.

Regards, David.

From: Jeff Peters
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.04pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

DO NOT EMAIL ME AGAIN

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.15pm
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Ok.

From: Jeff Peters
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.25pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

Is that you being a smartarse or agreeing not to email me again?

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.32pm
To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due

The middle one.

Koenigsegg_Rox · Post by **Koenigsegg_Rox** » 01 May 2009, 14:22

"As another side effect is a reduction in the size of your penis, this gives you understandable cause to be an angry person. I have also learnt that Spandex contains carcinogenic properties so this does not bode well for yourself and your shiny friends. If I woke up one morning and my penis was a quarter of the size I would probably take my anger out on those around me as well. "

LOL!!! Oh man that's a cracker...

peterfaj · Post by **peterfaj** » 01 May 2009, 14:26

I can't believe they don't automate sending discount and stuff e-mails.

_BLAHHEAD_ · Post by **_BLAHHEAD_** » 03 May 2009, 08:01

Audi fails,BMW wins.

xHaZxMaTx · Post by **xHaZxMaTx** » 03 May 2009, 08:15

Niiice.

Porsche-AG · Post by **Porsche-AG** » 03 May 2009, 21:04

Clever advertising on BMW's part.

Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » 04 May 2009, 01:23

Niiiiiice. I lol'd.

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