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How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
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You open the door of the fridge and put the elephant in.
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And close the fridge door...
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You don't have the close the door to put something in a fridge. If you open the door on your fridge, all the food is still inside, no?
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The condiments on the fridge door aren't in the fridge when the door is open. And what would your mom think if she told you to go put something in the fridge, and you set it in there without closing the door?! You ever think about that smarty pants?!

Besides, that elephant would go bad in a few days if the door wasn't closed...

Idiot. :P
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Zero260 wrote:Besides, that elephant would go bad in a few days if the door wasn't closed...
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xHaZxMaTx wrote:You don't have the close the door to put something in a fridge. If you open the door on your fridge, all the food is still inside, no?
Yeah, but that would be dumb. It's a bad habbit from hollywood movies...never closing doors behind you...

Anyway, how would you put a GIRAFFE into the fridge?
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Open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, close the door. :P
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damn...you heard this somewhere?
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I have, but I don't remember the whole thing. :-"
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Well then you'll probably remember it when you hear the questions...
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peterfaj wrote:damn...you heard this somewhere?
Who hasn't? Thats ooooooooooooold and easy to work out....
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Why did a one-hand man cross the road?
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To pick the other hand.
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Close. But.. Nope.
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To get to his car?
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Far off.. Nope. :P
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To get to the second-hand shop. ;)



What's brown and sticky?
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GT3x24x7 wrote:To get to the second-hand shop. ;)
Damn you!! Nice one mate!! ;)
GT3x24x7 wrote:What's brown and sticky?
Brownie?
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Newp.
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GT3x24x7 wrote:What's brown and sticky?
A stick :mrgreen:

(the next one is lame, I apologize for that)
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
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RedCarDriver wrote:Where do you find a dog with no legs?
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Right where you left him. ;)




Whats green and smells like blue paint?
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the answer is another question... why were you sniffing paint in the first place? :lol:

Green paint.



This riddle is sooo wrong but ooh so funny. :D

Ethiopian Riddle
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Aw, poor dog.
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