Dear _________,

evilmegamonkey · Post by **evilmegamonkey** » 19 Nov 2007, 21:37

Dear Asheru,

You and Talib keep me alive
Stay with it, homeboy.

AJ

Dear head,

Damn you.
Now I've got to drive all the way to Atlanta to get a firetrucking X Ray.
I hope you're happy

Sincerly,
Your Owner

Dear NFSUnlimited,

Do you get the idea?

xHaZxMaTx · Post by **xHaZxMaTx** » 19 Nov 2007, 21:46

No. What the Hell are you on about?

evilmegamonkey · Post by **evilmegamonkey** » 20 Nov 2007, 04:42

Other forums were quick to catch on, but we seem a little slow here.

Anything going on in life right now, talk about it like it's a letter to some one.

Ex.

Dear yesterday,

You were fun,
Come again soon

Then think of a witty thing to but as a signature for it

Get it?

Dragster · Post by **Dragster** » 20 Nov 2007, 12:10

Dear evilmegamonkey,

this topic is gay,
get a new one.

evilmegamonkey · Post by **evilmegamonkey** » 21 Nov 2007, 01:51

Dear Dragster,

It's better if you have alot more people that get it

boganbusman · Post by **boganbusman** » 21 Nov 2007, 09:03

Dear evilmegamonkey,

We all get it.
It's just gay.

*leaves*

The Gravedigger · Post by **The Gravedigger** » 21 Nov 2007, 14:34

Dear boganbuswoman,

We all know you love the feel of men.
We already knew the topic was gay, and thus imaginative postcount +1.

/me tosses a grenade in to polish the job with a return address to evilmegamonkey*

evilmegamonkey · Post by **evilmegamonkey** » 22 Nov 2007, 07:27

Dear TheGraveDigger,

You must have forgotten that Can of Spam has no post count.

Signed,
Me

boganbusman · Post by **boganbusman** » 22 Nov 2007, 11:42

Dear evilmegamonkey,

You must not be able to read, because The Gragedigger clearly wrote "imaginative postcount +1".

On the off chance that you can actually read what I just typed here, go and suicide bomb The Gravediggers house.

Regards,
boganbusman

evilmegamonkey · Post by **evilmegamonkey** » 23 Nov 2007, 01:56

Hakuna ma jihad

Tuners Rock · Post by **Tuners Rock** » 27 Nov 2007, 23:50

Dear Boganbusman,
I though you said you left. And this topic is gay, if so then why are you on here still?

Whatever.

Post by **YaelDjiel** » 28 Nov 2007, 02:37

Dear TunersRock,
read this and you'll understand

from ze chat:

<LameBot> In exactly no time from now, I will announce that boganbusman is an ass who likes to put water in pancakes and also very, very gay..... maybe even gayer than SuperRacer, he is also lame and also a toyotaboy, meanwhile he enjoys being a 100proof bogan and also GAY and also sexually aroused by large men and also known as boganblouseman among certain people and also a very talented ballet dancer and also keen on polishing his knob and als

sorry bbm.. no offence meant lol

Tuners Rock · Post by **Tuners Rock** » 28 Nov 2007, 06:00

'Dear YaelDjiel,
Lmfao. Where'd you find that?

Backstage pass to Fractured Fairytales with my friend Keenan in a few days. Go me.

boganbusman · Post by **boganbusman** » 28 Nov 2007, 08:50

lol, I thought that might come up. I haven't been on IRC in ages . . .

The Gravedigger · Post by **The Gravedigger** » 28 Nov 2007, 12:41

boganbusman wrote:lol, I thought that might come up. I haven't been on IRC in ages . . .

Entries to that would be courteous of GT, the Slovenian alien (for anyone who doesn't know who that is, it's bojan) and myself. I think that's all who actually 'added' onto it...

boganbusman · Post by **boganbusman** » 28 Nov 2007, 12:51

I'm sure Ibi added a good chunk as well.

Sir Ibi · Post by **Sir Ibi** » 03 Dec 2007, 15:23

I'm the one who wrote so much that it over-flowed onto a second boganbusman description.

RVD · Post by **RVD** » 03 Dec 2007, 16:11

Dear everyone who can read this and is therefore not an illiterate ,

We probably all share the opinion that evilmegamonkey and boganbus(wo)men (good one gravedigger

) are utterly gay and so is this topic. That's all for now, since my inspiration level just dropped to -2.

Yours,

RVD

Just joking, emm and bbm...

snoopdogg879 · Post by **snoopdogg879** » 17 Dec 2007, 04:22

RVD wrote:Dear everyone who can read this and is therefore not an illiterate ,

We probably all share the opinion that evilmegamonkey and boganbus(wo)men (good one gravedigger ) are utterly gay and so is this topic. That's all for now, since my inspiration level just dropped to -2.

Yours,

RVD

Just joking, emm and bbm...

nice

Dear evilmegamonkey,

we know you like men and want to express it to others in some way but this is not the way

so just come out of the closet and tell us that you are gay
therefore you wouldnt even have needed to make this thread

sincerely,
snoopdogg879

evilmegamonkey · Post by **evilmegamonkey** » 17 Dec 2007, 20:10

Dear posters,

Those of you who seriously think I'm gay, you are wrong. I have a girlfriend. We are both happy together and will be spending alot of time together over this holiday break.

And I finally found the words I was looking for when I created this topic. This topic is for venting any frustrations you may have.

Example:

Dear cough,

Go away [Blah blah blah]

Dear boss,

You are working me [blah blah blah]

Post by **YaelDjiel** » 17 Dec 2007, 20:39

evilmegamonkey wrote:I have a girlfriend

ooh nice cover..
(sorry jeff dunham joke.. XD)

evilmegamonkey · Post by **evilmegamonkey** » 21 Dec 2007, 04:20

Dear Yael,

I love Jeff Dunham
No homo

snoopdogg879 · Post by **snoopdogg879** » 22 Dec 2007, 17:02

Dear evilmegamonkey,

hahaha you just said that you love jeff dunham

so you and jeff dunham are gay and are both partners

so now we know

you could have just told us earlier

SnoopDogg879

ImJ · Post by **ImJ** » 22 Dec 2007, 19:02

Dear Thinking he can act like snoopdog

stfu, we all know he is kidding Â¬_Â¬

snoopdogg879 · Post by **snoopdogg879** » 22 Dec 2007, 19:08

dear IMJ,

i dont think i can act like snoop dog and i dont want to act like snoop dog

i know i was just joking about the gay thing
its called sarcasm if you havent heard of it but i know you do because you are sarcastic a lot

NFSUnlimited.net

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