NFSUnlimited.net

Granted, but the flickit fails for mice because!

I wish that skate 2 was free

Granted, but because most free games are full of phail, now skate 2 is as well and you ruin the lives of millions, including ME! And I'm not the sort of person you want to p*ss off >:(

I wish that help was available.

Help is always available, in the form - of beer.
Oh darn, to much help... your alcoholic tail just fell of the side of a 23 story high rooftop. Ouch.

I wish for the best CD ever in the history of music!

Granted, but now everything else sucks. And you're the only one who has that CD, so everywhere you go, the music there sucks.

I wish all games would be released for PCs first.

Granted, but now the majority of people (console users) are pissed, so they don't buy the game and the profits go downhill, making the companies go bankrupt. Congrats, you just ended gaming!

I wish this wish was easy to corrupt.

Wish granted, but now it's corrupted.

I wish the majority of people were PC gamers. (No stereotypes plz, kthxbye)

The majority of people *are* PC gamers. They play solitaire.

I wish I wouldn't have to come up with a wish here. I love corrupting other people's wishes.

Granted - but now we have nothing to corrupt and the thread dies.

I wish the rickroll would die already. (Bolton roll lol)

Granted, but now more evil rolls come to life with images you don't want to see and I don't want to talk about.

I wish all my time @ home would be free time (no need to do anything for school or anything)

Granted: you dropped out of high-school and now have to work at McDonalds. But hey, at least you get you're food at discount! (You can save your food stamps for when you're 40 and unemployed.)

I wish people weren't STUPID enough to lose a social security card that isn't even THEIRS!!!

(I can't get my damn permit.)

(You just paid me out discreetly there. I don't like you anym0ar...)

Granted, they're now classed as "mentally disabled" and still lose the social security card that isn't even "THEIRS!!!"

I wish for the R34 25GT thats on www.carsales.com.au thats in immaculate condition and under AU$15,000.

it gets wrecked on the way home!

I wish that THERE WAS AN UBER SCARY GAME WHERE I WOULD SHIZZ MY PANTS.

Wish granted. http://www.whatisfear.com/ Now your computer doesn't meet the requirements and you can't waste your pants

I wish for a bigger e-penis

Wish granted, but it's useless.

I wish that FEAR was actually scary and wasn't an attempt at being scary. It's too predictable.

the game is so scary that u get a heart attack and die after playing for 5 minutes.

i wish that GRID's price would go down so i can play it instead of NFS crap.

It does, but then then codemasters go bankrupt and the game gets full of bugs, but there are no updates. Have fun playing a buggy game.

I wish it was my birthday already...

How can a stable released game get full of bugs?

peterfaj wrote:How can a stable released game get full of bugs?

mods?

Quit spamming, play the game!

Stereo wrote:I wish it was my birthday already...

Happy 75th birthday, grandpa!

I wish for my permit.

You crash on the way to the DMV, so you lose it. (It's all your fault BTW)

I wish for a granted wish, like popcorn.

granted, but you can't stop eating popcorn and become obese and broke.

i wish i could play nfs insted of garageband since my ps2 broke...

You play nfs instead of garageband, but *whatever you have NFS for* breaks too.

i wish stereo had wished.

I wish bluestreak HADN'T wished.

I wish I didn't wish what I am wishing now.