Inspired by the "Do you think roaches are gross?" thread.The Ancient Ruins
Ancient ruins, Egyptian, once inhabited
By kings and also by gods.
Great in grandeur, large and beautifully planted
Pillars of silver, golden rods.
But then along came some fat person
And stepped on a roach.
And the blast from the squash,
The pressure applied,
Blew all of the kings and the gods away.
Yeah, blew all of the kings and the gods away.
And so now these ancient ruins just lie here
They tell a story to each town.
Fat people shouldn’t step on roaches, out of fear
That they’ll bring, too, all the people down.
Yeah, along came some fat person
And stepped on a roach.
And the blast from the squash,
The pressure applied,
Blew all of the kings and the gods away.
Yeah, along came some fat person
And stepped on a roach.
And the blast from the squash,
The pressure applied,
Blew all of the kings and the gods away.
Yeah, blew all of the kings and the gods away.
Yeah, blew all of the kings and the gods away……
