Ninety Eight Percent

[RedCarDriver]

Random rant:

Ninety-eight percent of all internet teenagers have copy-and-paste messages in their sigs, claiming they are part of the 2% of teenagers who don't do drugs, as opposed to the ninety-eight percent who supposedly do. If you see the incongruity of this, copy and paste it into your sig... and then marvel at the irony I have forced you to create. (And how it won't fit within the character limit.)

lol. Seriously, the 98% figure is probably highly skewed by teenagers who decide, for the lulz, that they will answer "yes, i've done drugs" even when it's not true.

And yes, this is probably a bit more non-lulz than most Can of Spam content.

[Koenigsegg_Rox]

What the firetruck?

[Nitrodemon McLaren]

That reminds me of the "98% of teenagers listen to rap, if you are one of the people who still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your sig" message.

It was on BZPower, a LEGO/BIONICLE forum I go to.

[RedCarDriver]

lol BZPower. Haven't read that forum in a LONG time (last time was like 2006). I never actually registered; when I used to read it, I wasn't really registered for any web forums >_>

Did you ever read Curse Of Being Plushies? That was the first webcomic I ever stumbled across, and it made me fall out of my chair quite a few times.

[_BLAHHEAD_]

98% of all statistics are made up on the spot, including this one. Copy and paste this if you want, I really care.

[Stereo]

LAWL is 98% of the internet l33t k0mmun1t3h sp33k.