I bet you taught them a lesson. "Use emission-passing mufflers."James31278 wrote:Does anyone run into these ricers with fart pipes on their cars? Tonight on Hugenot road coupe of asswipes decided to mope along holding up traffic in their pieces of sh*t cars. One was a red 240sx hatchback and the other some was unknown car. probably an old mazda hatchback or something. These two idiots wouldnt speed up or move finally the blue one moved. After I passed them aways they came hauling ass by me. Ricers. It took them a while to catch up because they were driving sh*tboxes.
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I don't know, my primary concern wasn't teaching idiots a lesson. I see yoyos like that every day with their low budget fart pipe putt putt mobiles. they werent even going that fast by me, plus it took them about 10 secs or more just to catch up. they were moping along at 40mph in a 45 mph zone. Since the 240SX comes with a KA24DE pickup truck engine normally I doubt they were much competition.korge wrote:I bet you taught them a lesson. "Use emission-passing mufflers."James31278 wrote:Does anyone run into these ricers with fart pipes on their cars? Tonight on Hugenot road coupe of asswipes decided to mope along holding up traffic in their pieces of sh*t cars. One was a red 240sx hatchback and the other some was unknown car. probably an old mazda hatchback or something. These two idiots wouldnt speed up or move finally the blue one moved. After I passed them aways they came hauling ass by me. Ricers. It took them a while to catch up because they were driving sh*tboxes.
Yeah. I couldnt even imagine what would happened if they tried to race someone like you...
Sarcasm is a great literary tool.
But yea, there are a lot of mexicans that live in my area that cant afford expensive hookups and bodymods, so all they can do is pickup an oversized aluminum wing by APC at a WalMart.
Sarcasm is a great literary tool.
But yea, there are a lot of mexicans that live in my area that cant afford expensive hookups and bodymods, so all they can do is pickup an oversized aluminum wing by APC at a WalMart.
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mexicans like F body GM cars for some reason. Firebird / Camaro.korge wrote:Yeah. I couldnt even imagine what would happened if they tried to race someone like you...
Sarcasm is a great literary tool.
But yea, there are a lot of mexicans that live in my area that cant afford expensive hookups and bodymods, so all they can do is pickup an oversized aluminum wing by APC at a WalMart.
Things to Do in an Elevator
1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap
him on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push
the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if
they know what floor you're on.
5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend.
After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's
your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up,
then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the
elevator.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if he has an appointment.
9) Lay down the Twister mat and ask people if they would
like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask him if he can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing him
occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's
okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
18) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
19) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.
20) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in
horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
21) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the
other passengers.
22) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
23) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
24) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and
then announce, "I have new socks on."
25) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap
him on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push
the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if
they know what floor you're on.
5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend.
After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's
your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up,
then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the
elevator.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if he has an appointment.9) Lay down the Twister mat and ask people if they would
like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask him if he can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing him
occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's
okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
18) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
19) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.
20) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in
horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
21) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the
other passengers.
22) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
23) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
24) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and
then announce, "I have new socks on."
25) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
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Haha! This is funny. But at the same time, wasting your time as well, not only others...Jopuma wrote:Things to Do in an Elevator
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push
the wrong ones.
You can't call if you're in the elevator.Jopuma wrote:4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if
they know what floor you're on.
LOL!!!! That'd just scare everyone off! And they'd probably think I have a psychological problem, haha!Jopuma wrote:6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up,
then scream, "That's mine!"
Err...Jopuma wrote:7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the
elevator.
This is the cutest one...Jopuma wrote:9) Lay down the Twister mat and ask people if they would
like to play.
By the time I finish reviewing, everyone would have already left...Jopuma wrote:11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.
I shall try that, sounds fun!Jopuma wrote:19) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.
Including this...Jopuma wrote:20) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in
horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
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The best thing to in an elevator is of course:
To block the door and say that noone get's in before you've heard the coin you threw down there a few seconds ago.
When soemone enters the elevator, ask them to call you General, sir.
Scream "Paracutes ON" when the elevator goes down.
When the you get to a floor, try to open the doors with your hands, and pretend to be extremely surpised.
Give people namesigns.
Wear yours upside down.
In a long "trip" lean from one side to another when the elevator shakes.
When there's atleast seven persons in the elevator, say "Oh no, not now! Stupid traveling sick"
Show a wound for the other passengers and ask if it looks infected.
Enter the elevator with a bag it sais "Humand head at.
Leave a box between the doors.
Sing, and ask everyone to join you.
When it's all quiet in the elevator, ask "Was that your phone?"
Say "DING" loud on every floor.
Say "I wonder what these are here for" and press all the buttons.
Including the stop-button.
Bring a chair.
Use a demonic voice and say "I must find a fitting body".
Use "x-rayglasses" and smile against every passenger, as if you saw the naked.
A little more of those
To block the door and say that noone get's in before you've heard the coin you threw down there a few seconds ago.
When soemone enters the elevator, ask them to call you General, sir.
Scream "Paracutes ON" when the elevator goes down.
When the you get to a floor, try to open the doors with your hands, and pretend to be extremely surpised.
Give people namesigns.
Wear yours upside down.
In a long "trip" lean from one side to another when the elevator shakes.
When there's atleast seven persons in the elevator, say "Oh no, not now! Stupid traveling sick"
Show a wound for the other passengers and ask if it looks infected.
Enter the elevator with a bag it sais "Humand head at.
Leave a box between the doors.
Sing, and ask everyone to join you.
When it's all quiet in the elevator, ask "Was that your phone?"
Say "DING" loud on every floor.
Say "I wonder what these are here for" and press all the buttons.
Including the stop-button.
Bring a chair.
Use a demonic voice and say "I must find a fitting body".
Use "x-rayglasses" and smile against every passenger, as if you saw the naked.
A little more of those
