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Post by Sir Ibi »

come on... i wasn't exactly gonna spend more than 30 second to create an image for joke.
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Serious or j/k?

I remember when I was a spammer like that. But those days are past. I did that so much because this was my first forum and I didnt understand the rules and 'twas my first day on the internet

So I've got some history with NFSunlimited.net
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evilmegamonkey wrote:Exactly! 'Tis why I hate my user name. Never let your friends give you username ideas.

But really look at the first one.

EDIT: Poor use of photo shop might I add.
Yes, poor because you didn't notice it was edited at first. :P
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Had to grab something to eat and was in a hurry
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Post by DarrenR21373 »

Bit of a late comer to this one, but got a couple of classics:

"Darren needs someone to chat to." :cry:

"Darren needs windows that can take a licking and keep on ticking." :?

"Darren needs to grow up" (this is soooo true).


Using "is" only one worth reporting:

"Darren is a PC based Membrane switch panel testing system" 8)
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That Darren is one requires more Googleing to find out what a PC based Membrane switch panel testing system is. lol
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Post by Reydelascalles »

Look.. Martin: is a Saint.
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Post by steelsnake00 »

"Oli needs to get laid because he is in a near-constant state of waking wet dream"
Highly untrue but nonetheless comical
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Funniest I've heard.
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Post by AngelSiN »

Antonio is a truly sexy man. lolz

And when i tried Antonio needs i got:

Antonio needs TO GET A LIFE!

Antonio needs sex.


Weird... :?
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Post by krazyammo »

i typed in "Andrew needs" and i got these:

Andrew needs to know how long it takes to extract DSTs from HPSS :?

Andrew needs a belt. Andrew is showing his undies, what a classy moment. :shock:

Andrew needs all the prayers he can get. true

and got these for "Andrew is"

Andrew is a loony sometimes true

Andrew is set to be appointed by the Rugby Football Union this week weeeeeee! I'm gonna die :D
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Post by SP4RCO »

Daniel Alvarez needs no translator. The bilingual agent with American Team Properties prints his fliers in English and Spanish. He specializes in South Los Angeles and can cite Watts streets and what's on the market from memory. " Watts is appealing because of the prices," he said, even though it is rapidly catching up with Los Angeles overall.

I don't get anything. I need a translator :roll: Ironic! :D
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"Ibrahim needs a pschiatric clinic urgently."

Soo funny, yet so true.

"Ibrahim, is India's most wanted man."

Well i guess that means my trip to delhi is gonna be on hold for a little while.
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Brad needs babies :lol:
Brad is dead o_O
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Craig needs to sell his '92 Saturn SL2

Craig needs to get his Facts Straight Over Salmon

Craig NEEDS his coffee fix NOW

Craig Needs A Jobby Job!

Craig needs more cards

Craig needs to go away

Craig needs love

...oooooook...
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Paul is dead...


Think that certifies me not being alive then.
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You're getting yourself mixed up with the grim reaper again...
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Continued...


Craig needs astronomy lessons.

Craig Needs To Get Serious.

Craig needs to feel the love.

Craig needs a new photo.

Craig actually needs to go to bed. [-(

Craig needs your support.

Craig Needs Sushi.

Craig needs to be with someone who appreciates him.

Craig needs to deal more directly and thoroughly with species.

Craig needs to please a lot more fans.

Craig needs to prove that he is the spy of our dreams—ready to seduce women, shoot dangerous weapons and, hopefully, separate right from wrong.

Craig needs new brakes for his Volvo. :?

Craig needs to quick complaining.

Craig needs to seriously get some training done.

Craig needs to be more assertive in the way
he carries himself (that's probably the reason he hasn't got a
girlfriend yet). :-s

Craig needs no intro.

Craig needs a family department store!

Craig needs to take a little longer look at some of the issues going on in Iraq.

Craig needs a hair cut.


Ok im getting freaked out now... O.o


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Post by RVD »

Ronald needs democracy.

wtf???
we've already got that ( well, sorta...)
Who found out you can get milk from a cow, and what the hell was he doing at the moment?
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Peter needs to save Dumbledore :lol:
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:P :evil: :!: :!: manu needs a daiper change :evil: :!: :!: :!: :shock: :shock: dont laugh!
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NICK NEEDS DRUGSS Petition, hosted at PetitionOnline.com. shiznit.
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Josh needs lots of development.
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reputated wrote::P :evil: :!: :!: manu needs a daiper change :evil: :!: :!: :!: :shock: :shock: dont laugh!
:lol:
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"Sami needs to be Sami."

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