Corrupted Wish Game

[RedCarDriver]

I've seen this game a lot on other forums and I think it's fun. Basically, one person wishes for something, and another person makes the wish bad for them somehow. For example:

Person 1: I wish for a Nissan Skyline.
Person 2: It's an R30 in terrible condition, and it's all rusty. I wish (insert wish here).

The wishes don't have to be car related, but please keep it appropriate and stuff.

I'll start. I wish for a million dollars.

EDIT: by the way, if this is a duplicate (which i don't think this is) or in the wrong forum, sorry.

[donaldgladden]

Its Counterfeit and in Yen Currency

[xHaZxMaTx]

You didn't make a wish.

I wish this thread would die in a fire.

[RedCarDriver]

I wish this thread would die in a fire.

It does, but the fire burns down the Lamborghini factory too. lol

I wish I would hurry up and make an avatar and a signature, preferably a good one.

[Stereo]

All image editing programs ph4il on you.

I wish that none of my wishes could be changed, corrupted, or ruined in any way, even gotten better.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Granted, but by doing so, you caused an ever-growing temporal rift to rip through the fabric of space time. Within a few nanoseconds, the universe collapses in on itself. Nice going.
Logical pardox FTL.

I wish you people had a better imagination.

[Stereo]

Retardation has filled the world. Oops.

I wis tat I ha one milon dolars.

[evilmegamonkey]

You get a milon dollars. Goodluck with what ever those are.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.

[Stereo]

Wish granted, but you have no gills. *sadface*

I wish.........................

[boganbusman]

Pacman comes to eat your ........................ >*)

I wish for someone to fix my car for free.

[donaldgladden]

But sadly you crash yet again and the car goes beyond repair...

I wish i had a gaming Rig capable of running crysis on ultra settings at 100 fps

[Stereo]

The rig broke on the way to your house. There were no more in stock and then the company got sued for $100'000'000'000 so they went out of business.

I wish that Mr.Green would dominate the ": D" smiley.

[RedCarDriver]

Unfortunately, he does, and all of the other smilies quit in protest because he becomes dominant over them too. Nice going.

I wish that the next NFS game's demo would come out right now, but in the same condition as if it were released at the normal time.

[Stereo]

EA has to have bugs. It's number one on their NFS demo checklist.

I with that my wishes will be corrupted.

[donaldgladden]

Unfortunately They arent... But in fact infected with teh Rage Virus

I wish i was in rob's shoes during "Cloverfield"

[powerof1000]

Sadly, however, you get infected and explode.


I wish that this thread would die.

[Stereo]

Too bad. I posted.

I wish this thread won't die!

[snoopdogg879]

It didn't, but I threw cake at it so it is all messed up to where you can't read anything on thins thread.


I wish I could kill this thread

[Stereo]

*thread: console / sv_cheats 1 / god

I wish that I wished of something useful.

[powerof1000]

But you failed, it was the complete opposite.


I wish that I could download anything at 1000000 kb/s

[evilmegamonkey]

You down load so much stuff, so quick, your computer explodes


I wish this steak was thicker.

[snoopdogg879]

The steak just kept getting thinner until there is no steak left.


I wish my the computer was the best, fastest, and it didn't explode or any other type of thing that could happen to it

[powerof1000]

Your computer is now the fastest thing in the world etc. However, you spill a glass of water on it and ruin it completely.


I wish that Halo 3 came out for PC NOW

[Stereo]

It came out, but it only supports Windows Vienna, which is scheduled to come out in 2012.

[snoopdogg879]

Your computer is now the fastest thing in the world etc. However, you spill a glass of water on it and ruin it completely.


I wish that Halo 3 came out for PC NOW

I said that nothing else could happen to it



Stereo didn't make a wish so I guess its me again

I wish that the kids that make fun of me in my class would break there necks on our class ski/ snowboard trip.