Jokes Thread!

Focer · Post by **Focer** » 23 Jul 2005, 19:55

Say the word COW before each word.

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look

Now say the word COW After each word

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look

Now say the word COW before AND after each word.

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look

Now read just the words upwards from the bottom.

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4- Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look

No offence, its just a joke

-hidden- · Post by **-hidden-** » 23 Jul 2005, 21:46

i've heard that one but its still funny

99k · Post by **99k** » 23 Jul 2005, 22:40

For the joke look down

For the joke look up

EDIT: It's to keep you busy.

-hidden- · Post by **-hidden-** » 24 Jul 2005, 00:25

wtf???

Focer · Post by **Focer** » 24 Jul 2005, 01:07

^Speed 12^ · Post by **^Speed 12^** » 24 Jul 2005, 13:14

That was a good one focer.

99k · Post by **99k** » 24 Jul 2005, 14:21

I think this mught have been posted before but anyway.

Why did the blonde try to steal a police car.

She saw 911 on the back and thought it was a porsche

Jopuma · Post by **Jopuma** » 25 Jul 2005, 00:01

99_k wrote:For the joke look down

For the joke look up

EDIT: It's to keep you busy.

What the FUDGE?!

Focer · Post by **Focer** » 25 Jul 2005, 05:27

99_k wrote:For the joke look down

For the joke look up

EDIT: It's to keep you busy.

You can only keep the blonde busy that way

Fishwhiz · Post by **Fishwhiz** » 25 Jul 2005, 14:27

thats kinda my joke, write turn over on both sides of a paper and hand it to a blonde

xHaZxMaTx · Post by **xHaZxMaTx** » 25 Jul 2005, 15:52

You mean kind of like your joke? Just trying to prevent some flame wars.

(At the end of a letter...) PS, I was going to send you some money, but the envelope was already sealed.

Andre_online · Post by **Andre_online** » 26 Jul 2005, 12:41

I'm not sure if this is a joke, but it kinda seems it is, to me at least...

Golf cars drifting...

baadmw · Post by **baadmw** » 26 Jul 2005, 17:24

^ lol! i want a cheap drifter like that! *runs to shop, buy's a golf car!*

-hidden- · Post by **-hidden-** » 26 Jul 2005, 18:40

Did you know they were having the Sonoma Golf list Tournament?

Fishwhiz · Post by **Fishwhiz** » 28 Jul 2005, 20:09

i just remember next time i go golfing to make sure it rained and im on the sidewalk!
or i will buy a go-kart.....

DArgo · Post by **DArgo** » 28 Jul 2005, 22:56

I would love to use It for avatar if I had reached drift king ranking

R34GTR · Post by **R34GTR** » 29 Jul 2005, 00:32

Whats long, hard and shiznit?

An F1 race!!!!

Focer · Post by **Focer** » 29 Jul 2005, 00:37

paras779 · Post by **paras779** » 29 Jul 2005, 08:22

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isues · Post by **isues** » 29 Jul 2005, 09:47

^^^^^^Funny as hell^^^^^

xHaZxMaTx · Post by **xHaZxMaTx** » 29 Jul 2005, 11:19

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Andre_online · Post by **Andre_online** » 29 Jul 2005, 14:54

^^ Umm, don't quite get it...

baadmw · Post by **baadmw** » 29 Jul 2005, 18:26

isnt this kinda like rasist content?

-hidden- · Post by **-hidden-** » 29 Jul 2005, 18:43

baadmw wrote:isnt this kinda like rasist content?

Seriously, alot of black people would take this very seriously.

Focer · Post by **Focer** » 29 Jul 2005, 20:23

paras779 wrote:
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Ha Ha Ha