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Jopuma wrote: @ BKize_GT: Silent Hill 5? There were 4 that I could remember, but another one is out? That's weird. But anyway Silent Hill is a really dumb gameplay /solving game. My cousin played all 4 of them. He didn't make it past 4 tho. Got to scary for him. hehehe :lol:
No, It's a movie talking about sublimal messaging, kinda weird, then they play this song backwards because it makes a weird voice, and halfway through it screams and shows pictures of scary ghosts
It scares the shat out of you
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Some people are just good at this stuff. Even if you know its comming, it still scares the shiznit outa you.
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^^basicly a copy of my post :? ^^
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Post by xHaZxMaTx »

And your post was basically a copy of my post, but you don't see me complaining. :D
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Jopuma wrote: @ BKize_GT::
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Post by Dragon-of-Rune »

WTF :? why are you qouting nothing?
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If you look carefully you can see little black letters that say @BKize_GT ::
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I did that to show xHaZxMaTx that jopuma was talking to me, therefore I was not trying to copy his post :wink:
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Post by xHaZxMaTx »

Well maybe you should be a bit more specific because I don't think anyone knew what the hell you were talking about. :shock:
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:lol:
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No offense, but what's with all the single word or smiley posts? I personally don't mind if you post often, just add a bit more, like explain why you put that smiley or what you think of someone elses post. The whole smiley/one word thing is a bit vague. (sp?) :?
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Sorry xHaZxMaTx
So, hows the weather there?
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What's with the spam.. Jeez..

I have a good joke:

Your mother is sooo fat.

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ROFL HHAHAHAHAAH LMAO!!!

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:lol: Nice one.
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OK... was that suposed to be funny, or I just didn't get that :roll:
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Was this posted? oh well.

A Japanese tourist is on vacation for a week in Chicago. On the last day of his trip, he hails a cab on his way back to the airport. They pull into traffic and the tourist spots another car on the highway. "Ooh! Toyota! Made in Japan! Very fast!" he says as they leave the city.

As they keep driving, some time later he spots another car as they continue down the interstate. "Ooh! Nissan! Made in Japan! Very fast!" he says.

By now the cab driver who drives a Caprice is getting a little annoyed. Nearing the airport, the tourist sees another car. "Ooh! Mitsubishi! Made in Japan! Very fast!".

They then exit the freeway and pull into the airport. The tourist gets out and the taxi driver says "Here you are, that'l be $150."

"What?! Why so much?" says the confused tourist.

"Fare meter. Made in Japan. Very fast."
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Post by Nothing Inc ™ »

Nice^^.
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Drewb99 wrote:Was this posted? oh well.

A Japanese tourist is on vacation for a week in Chicago. On the last day of his trip, he hails a cab on his way back to the airport. They pull into traffic and the tourist spots another car on the highway. "Ooh! Toyota! Made in Japan! Very fast!" he says as they leave the city.

As they keep driving, some time later he spots another car as they continue down the interstate. "Ooh! Nissan! Made in Japan! Very fast!" he says.

By now the cab driver who drives a Caprice is getting a little annoyed. Nearing the airport, the tourist sees another car. "Ooh! Mitsubishi! Made in Japan! Very fast!".

They then exit the freeway and pull into the airport. The tourist gets out and the taxi driver says "Here you are, that'l be $150."

"What?! Why so much?" says the confused tourist.

"Fare meter. Made in Japan. Very fast."
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Damn, that was a good one :wink:
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PSZeTa wrote:What's with the spam.. Jeez..

I have a good joke:

Your mother is sooo fat.

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ROFL HHAHAHAHAAH LMAO!!!

._.
How dumb.

I know a joke, but I don't think sexual jokes are allowed. :lol:
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Post by Andre_online »

He was just being sarcastic, that's all.. :P
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Post by 99k »

NO OFFENCE
Your mother is so fat she walked across the tv and you missed the whole of the olympics.
JUST A JOKE
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A man walked into a store with only klingfilm for shorts, and the shop assistant says:

- I can clearly so you're (your) nuts.

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That's a dumb joke dude.
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Post by WhereIsTheNsx »

uh-oh, mama jokes,
your mama's so fat she step'd on a scale and it said to be continued
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How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalog.
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