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Some one point out the horrible mistakes in my German

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Ich bin Teil Deutscher, also denke ich, daß es gut sein würde, meine Sprache zu erlernen. Ich wettete, daß dieses vermutlich bis jetzt schrecklich ist. Etwas von Ihnen sprechen Deutsches und können mir vielleicht helfen, ja?
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evilmegamonkey wrote:Ich bin Teil Deutscher, also denke ich, daß es gut sein würde, meine Sprache zu erlernen. Ich wettete, daß dieses vermutlich bis jetzt schrecklich ist. Etwas von Ihnen sprechen Deutsches und können mir vielleicht helfen, ja?
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=D> I agree with the bogan..
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Looks good to me
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Hmm. Seems to be a large portion of my paragraph.


Ist es besser jetzt? Es kann sein, weil das ein kürzerer Satz ist, so bin ich dabei, über irgendetwas wirklich zu sprechen. Deutsch würde groß sein, um zu lernen, um zu tun, denken nicht Sie so?
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they're only saying that because they can't read or speak German
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Yep.. :) Not teasing though..

For a Aussie who cannot read german i think it looks correct.
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For an American that is 50% German it looks good to me because I can't read it either
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snoopdogg879 wrote:they're only saying that because they can't read or speak German
I can :D Or, I could... :|
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well you could but now you can't
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Some of you do, I've seen you conversing in it.
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snoopdogg879 wrote:well you could but now you can't
Du bist ein schwein.

Wow looks like I can :shock:
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I was learning German, like, two years ago. I can make sense of German text, sometimes, but I'm hardly fluent.
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Dragster wrote:
snoopdogg879 wrote:well you could but now you can't
Du bist ein schwein.

Wow looks like I can :shock:
haha you called me a pig

Du bist nich so klug du bist ein dunkupf du stück von scheiße

Oooohhhhhh!!!!! What now?!!



I'm probably gonna get a warning point for that
but I've always wanted to say that to some one
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i think i know what that means but i wont say it because i might get a warning
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snoopdogg879 wrote: What now??
Have I actually posted anywhere about you not being able to write German? :|

And calling me a piece of shiznit, well... makes me sad :( Entschuldigen Sie sich jetzt! :(

Oder erhalten Sie einen warnenden Punkt
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Dragster wrote:
snoopdogg879 wrote: What now??
Have I actually posted anywhere about you not being able to write German? :|

And calling me a piece of shiznit, well... makes me sad :( Entschuldigen Sie sich jetzt! :(

Oder erhalten Sie einen warnenden Punkt
ha and I am apologizing for that

I'm sorry dude I was just really mad yesterday :oops:


and evilmegamonkey according to me and dictionary.com/translator, what you typed is correct and this is what you said:
I am part of Germans, therefore I think that it would be good to learn my language. I bet that this is terrible probably up to now. Something of you speak German and can me perhaps help?
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Dragster wrote:Entschuldigen Sie sich jetzt!

Entschuldigen=Excuse me
Sie=Alot of things




That's about it
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? Isn't "Sie" like "you", but with respect
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evilmegamonkey wrote:
Dragster wrote:Entschuldigen Sie sich jetzt!

Entschuldigen=Excuse me
Sie=Alot of things




That's about it

he said Apologize now
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@ Dragster:

Sie means: Her, they, something in Sprechen sie (Insert langauge) and alot of other things.


@ Snoop:

Why does Sie come up in just about every phrase?
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evilmegamonkey wrote:@ Dragster:

Sie means: Her, they, something in Sprechen sie (Insert langauge) and alot of other things.


@ Snoop:

Why does Sie come up in just about every phrase?

I don't know, that is a very good question
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Sie can mean several things, but in this sentense it does mean "you".

and to the question why Sie is uses alot in several diffirent sentences.. I doubt there is a answer to that, I mean why do Americans use F*ck in alsmost every question :lol:
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evilmegamonkey wrote:Why does Sie come up in just about every phrase?
I guess it's just their thing :mrgreen:
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TheStig wrote:Sie can mean several things, but in this sentense it does mean "you".

and to the question why Sie is uses alot in several diffirent sentences.. I doubt there is a answer to that, I mean why do Americans use F*ck in alsmost every question :lol:
I don't know why they use f*ck in every sentence but I do know how they came up with that word, Let me explain:
A long time ago they had a bow and arrow and the bow was called a U or YOU and they would pluck the bow with their middle finger and when they got mad at some one they said I pluck this bow and now I'm going to "pluck you" and over the years the p and l in pluck got taken out and they put f in the word and it is now "f*ck you" as we know it


and yes this is true, I watched it on the history channel
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