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Teh Dreamz Sooperdooperthread

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Re: My dream

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I had a dream about putting on lots of condoms and then I got caught by a girl and banged her...


Really. :twisted:
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Re: My dream

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I've had dreams like that.

I sorta had it again!

I was like oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz.

Then the music got louder, and I was like

OONTZ! OONTZ! OONTZ! OONTZ! OONTZ! OONTZ! OONTZ! OONTZ!
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Re: My dream

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GOT IT TO WORK

DELETE OR NOT
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Re: My dream

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I was at this huge race filled with mentally retarded people and mutants. There were only 2 bathrooms but two tough guys had just occupied it. I waited and then they came out an the race started. There were around 100 BMW Z-4s driving by before the racers began. Then I started jumping because some moron was after me for no reason. Every time I jumped and landed, I went higher. It was like I weighed so little. It felt really real and really cool. =D that happens a lot. THEN I hopped back to the bathrooms and took a shower. After taking a shower, I got horny after seeing a hot girl so I went to get some condoms from this kit in my hotel room. The box was tiny and had like 20 condoms. I put all of them on (I don't know why...) and then got caught by a girl. I was in the shower and then she got horny too so then :mrgreen:

ALSO I had this other dream where my family won a game show and we were sent to this dumb island in Florida that had a raging current all around it and there was this rusty abandoned house with a working kitchen, radio, TV, lots of beds, and an Xbox 270. (It said 270 right on it lol... Funky form) I played it all day and then I went to sleep but then I discovered all these things like a giant corpse and a really old picture of this scary face. I kicked the corpse and all this stuff came out of it. I found a gold rolex and keys. The keys were to a boat I found on a dock in the backyard. After a year of living there, 20 mexicans came into our house randomly and had a fiesta but then I woke up.

All these dreams DID get dreamed or whatever.
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Re: My dream

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evilmegamonkey wrote:Didn't work out too well ^
That's what the edit button is for, genius. :|
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Re: My dream

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I don't have dreams anymore.
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Re: My dream

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I had a dream where everyone died. That was a nice dream.
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Re: My dream

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I dont have dreams unless I take medicine.


And I didn't feel like retrying that, only to fail again.
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Most of my dreams are about owning a Toyota supra or dinosaurs came back to life kinda like Jurassic park way and just roamed Australia while everyone was fighting for their life etc
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i recently had a dream where race_invader's sig was right and then i thought about xHaZxMaTx's post count...


It was terrible :cry:
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Re: My dream

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Sorry, but you're officially a fag.

JUST KIDDIN!

But that is kinda... unright.
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Re: Teh Dreamz Sooperdooperthread

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lol hyper
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what would that be haz about 2ft
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Re: Teh Dreamz Sooperdooperthread

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It's 9:11AM here and I just finished reading about 2 dudes wondering about HaZ's sizing. I'm with Stereo on this one....It's wrong :?
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Re: Teh Dreamz Sooperdooperthread

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Man last night I dreamed that there where no more useless topics on this forum, but then I got up and looked over here and found this, and remembered it was only a dream...
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Re: Teh Dreamz Sooperdooperthread

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Haha =P
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Re: Teh Dreamz Sooperdooperthread

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I have a dream seriously that i had my finger chopped off by a CPU Fan, could of been just a normal PC cooling fan though. :lol:
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Re: Teh Dreamz Sooperdooperthread

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You had a dream there were no more stupid threads on the Can of Spam section?


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Re: Teh Dreamz Sooperdooperthread

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viper16 wrote:what would that be haz about 2ft
Just make sure you don't get an erection HaZ or you'd lose all your blood pressure and die........ on second thought try as hard as you can to get an erection. :lol: :lol:
TheStig wrote:Man last night I dreamed that there where no more useless topics on this forum, but then I got up and looked over here and found this, and remembered it was only a dream...
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
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Re: My dream

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donaldgladden wrote:i recently had a dream where race_invader's sig was right and then i thought about xHaZxMaTx's post count...


It was terrible :cry:

haha!
i didn't see that post :P
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Re: Teh Dreamz Sooperdooperthread

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ImJ has a small one.. :lol: Oh btw i had a day dream thinkin who was the very first member to sign up onto Nfsunlimited. :)
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:lol: Kewl so the first member besides admins was 'Erix' hmm.. strange.. he isnt around anymore i guess.
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Re: Teh Dreamz Sooperdooperthread

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Bojan's first couple posts are hilarious :lol:
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