The 10 Tuning Rules

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The 10 Tuning Rules

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I was talking to a bunch of newbies in a Spanish forum. I was so surprised to see their ricers mentality that I decided to post 10 single rules.

I think they should work :D

Rule #1:
It is spelled tuning, not tunning!

Rule #2:
Tuning a ride means improving its performance, not making it worse!

Rule #3:
Adding decals, vinyls or neons is not tuning. Don't be a fool.

Rule #4:
The visual upgrades must never spoil the performance upgrades.

Rule #5:
Adding a rocket muffler tip dont make you the king of the road. The same for huge wings

Rule #6:
A good tuning operation needs time, effort and money. Say no to shoddy works.

Rule #7:
Every car in the world can be tuned.

Rule #8:
Use your care safely. Having a high performance ride doesnt mean you can't have an accident.

Rule #9:
Love your car over all the other things in the world.

Rule #10:
Laugh at ricers (those who break one or more of the rules below)

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Re: The 10 Tuning Rules

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^Sparco^ wrote:Regla número 9:
Love your car over all the other things in the world.
women won't be satisfied with that one :lol: :lol:
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Post by wowirace »

:lol: :lol: LOL :lol: :lol:

andding decals, vinyls, etc. ISN't tuning? well, if you're talking about performance tuning, then it isnt, but if its visual tuning, then it is.
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Visual tuning = styling, not tuning.... :P
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yep morty hit the nail on the head!

and IMO alot of "styling" is it more often RICING!
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Post by EmptyWords »

wowirace wrote::lol: :lol: LOL :lol: :lol:

andding decals, vinyls, etc. ISN't tuning? well, if you're talking about performance tuning, then it isnt, but if its visual tuning, then it is.


only ricers can say such things
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Thats one heck of a tunning rules..lol
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Post by ca$h »

I agree with all but #9.
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Post by Morty »

EmptyWords wrote:
wowirace wrote::lol: :lol: LOL :lol: :lol:

andding decals, vinyls, etc. ISN't tuning? well, if you're talking about performance tuning, then it isnt, but if its visual tuning, then it is.
only ricers can say such things
Well... If you read my post (visual tuning = styling), then it's the truth. Vinyls are styling.
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paras779 wrote:Thats one heck of a tunning rules..lol
Alert! Alert!
^Sparco^ wrote: Rule #1:
It is spelled tuning, not tunning!
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I think he did it straight:)
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Post by jemc »

styling can be called costumising, too. right?
god damn, there's some goddamn poser in our town. i gotta take a pic ohf his car some times :D
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Post by Twinturbo »

or graphic options.......................
We can find bout 100 account for this word :)
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Post by Pirre »

hehe now I finally know what a ricer is :D
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