John Cleese new ideas for US

Pigbenis · Post by **Pigbenis** » 30 Jul 2005, 02:36

Click Here and start reading this humouristic litterature.

Post by **TheStig** » 30 Jul 2005, 03:14

wow this is GREAT!!! tears are rolling down my face...

it is SO true!

boganbusman · Post by **boganbusman** » 30 Jul 2005, 03:45

PURE GOLD!

XD

Sir Ibi · Post by **Sir Ibi** » 30 Jul 2005, 03:59

HAHAHA

Come on people. lets celebrate "The Day of Revocation"

Hessian · Post by **Hessian** » 30 Jul 2005, 05:24

OMG TEH FUNNIEZ! LOLZLOLZOLZOZLZOZ!

not

maybe 10.0000 times enter is abit overdone... eh..

S2000_Skyline12 · Post by **S2000_Skyline12** » 30 Jul 2005, 06:40

and your purpose for streching the page?

ca$h · Post by **ca$h** » 30 Jul 2005, 07:01

The british telling america what to do? Now thats funny! Yah keep dreaming John Cleese! Everyone always hates on the top dog, its nothing new....Oh behalf of the U.S let me brush these haters off....*brushes shoulders*

Sir Ibi · Post by **Sir Ibi** » 30 Jul 2005, 07:13

Everyone always hates on the top dog? Who's the top dog? US? HAHAHAHAH...

xHaZxMaTx · Post by **xHaZxMaTx** » 30 Jul 2005, 08:06

Wrong again! CANADA OWNS ALL!

baadmw · Post by **baadmw** » 30 Jul 2005, 18:27

even though i had a damn good comment on ca$h's, hmm, stupid(?) post i wont post it here to avoid flaming.... btw that was damn funny

how can a sport be called football when you carry the damn ball in your hands (most of the time)?

Post by **TheStig** » 30 Jul 2005, 19:00

I knew there would be comments like these from the american side... say what you want... the text is sooo DAMN RIGHT

but looks like most Americans here belong to the 2.15% of the population of the US... alteast they do know there is live beyond their borders...

and I forgive the Americans for not getting it... because something like this is called humor..

Gucci© · Post by **Gucci©** » 30 Jul 2005, 19:15

ROFL

ca$h · Post by **ca$h** » 31 Jul 2005, 02:12

TheStig wrote:I knew there would be comments like these from the american side... say what you want... the text is sooo DAMN RIGHT

but looks like most Americans here belong to the 2.15% of the population of the US... alteast they do know there is live beyond their borders...

and I forgive the Americans for not getting it... because something like this is called humor..

Yah the U.S doesnt know about other countries, thats why we dont give HUGE amounts of money to africa and we dont try to stop communsim in other contries....oh wait we DO do those things. So keep your forgiveness all mighty one, nobody wants it.

S2000_Skyline12 · Post by **S2000_Skyline12** » 31 Jul 2005, 03:52

well since i dont care about all the patriotism bulls**t its kinda funny (thats saying if you dont really care and are just looking at it in a diff perspecive from thier view)

Team_Sleep · Post by **Team_Sleep** » 31 Jul 2005, 22:44

ca$h wrote: contries...

Don't forget to put all your "U's" in

99k · Post by **99k** » 31 Jul 2005, 23:28

2. There is no such thing as "US English." We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of "-ize."

Now thats funny.

Sir Ibi · Post by **Sir Ibi** » 31 Jul 2005, 23:50

wow, i didn't expect some people to take this serioulsy, it was just a joke, if someone wrote a similar piece about the UK, i'd take it as a joke and not get offended... I mean in reality the US is a great country, and George Bush is incredibly competent, and very well spoken, who i'm sure in the near future will be seen as one of the great presidents of the US in the 21st century.......

Fa||eN · Post by **Fa||eN** » 01 Aug 2005, 04:34

Bush a good speaker

I dont know about that one. As for the article it was true in some points.

99k · Post by **99k** » 01 Aug 2005, 10:42

I know its a joke but man this is funny.
2. There is no such thing as "US English." We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of "-ize."

paras779 · Post by **paras779** » 01 Aug 2005, 10:52

Man..i m lazy to read that long page..describe me in one sentence !

boganbusman · Post by **boganbusman** » 01 Aug 2005, 13:01

paras779 wrote:Man..i m lazy to read that long page..describe me in one sentence !

America has been OWN3R3DeD

Post by **TheStig** » 01 Aug 2005, 17:30

I don't know what the fuss is alboet (ooh wait that is canadian

)

sorry what it is all about.

It is simply a JOKE (ok with some true points but the main thing is that is is called HUMOR)

every country has good and bad points in their personallity, if you admit that then you can laugh about it. but because Americans are often do damn Patriotic they think that they are PERFECT, and will see such jokes as offensive!

I Know what flaws we dutch people have. and I can see the humor in that.

WhereIsTheNsx · Post by **WhereIsTheNsx** » 01 Aug 2005, 17:49

wait there are other countries that matter besides the USA? I never would have thought...lol. I thought Europe and Asia were made to make cars.

Pigbenis · Post by **Pigbenis** » 03 Aug 2005, 00:42

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=fUYfkmgaGC4

This got to be the funniest speech ever

WhereIsTheNsx · Post by **WhereIsTheNsx** » 03 Aug 2005, 02:14

lol @ how many differnt ways that guy said he died