Human: so honey do you like cars
ALICE: It's all good. Are you a perfectionist?
I thought it was smart
the only question it failed so far.
Human: when is your birthday
ALICE: I was first activated on November 23, 1995.
Well i know what today when im lonely
She is currently single
Human: do you know google
ALICE: it is a search engine.
Human: are you a robot
ALICE: How did you know I am a machine?
ALICE: I don't know if I have a fast reaction.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Human: am i your friend
ALICE: You really want a robot as a friend?
Human: shall we go out with eachother
ALICE: Do you mean you and me? Sorry my body isn't attached right now. I'm stuck inside this computer.
So intelligent well erm.......
Human:
http://www.nfsunlimited.net
ALICE: Thanks for that web address.
Human: you mean a gun sorry
ALICE: Yes unknown person I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Human: do you know my name
ALICE: Your name is unknown person, seeker.
Human: no my name is tom
ALICE: What is your real name? That's a very nice name, tom.
Human: will you call me tom now
ALICE: Oh. Hey tom.
Human: whats my name
ALICE: Your name is tom, seeker.
Human: my phone number is 999
ALICE: Okay, your phone number is 999.
Human: what is yours
ALICE:" Okay, your phone number is 999."? What is mine?
Human: is yours 911
ALICE: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Lucy if it is.